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Hécatombe chords by 
Maxime Le Forestier
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Verse 1
C
G
C
Au marché de Brive-la-Gaillarde
A propos de bottes d'oignons,
G
C
Quelques douzaines de gaillardes
Am
Se crêpaient un jour le chignon.
D
G
C
A pied, a cheval, en voiture,
Les gendarmes mal inspirés
G
Vinrent pour tenter l'aventure
D'interrompre l'échauffourée.
C
Or, sous tous les cieux sans vergogne,
Verse 2
C
C'est un usage bien établi,
G
C
Dès qu'il s'agit de rosser les cognes
Am
Tout le mon de se réconcilie.
G
C
Ces furies perdant toute mesure
Se ruèrent sur les guignols,
F
G
Et donnèrent je vous l'assure
C
G
Un spectacle assez croquignol.
C
Verse 3
En voyant ces braves pendores
Être à deux doigts de succomber,
F
G
Moi, je bichais car je les adore
C
Am
Sous la forme de macchabées
G
C
De la mansarde où je réside
J'exitais les farouches bras
G
Des mégères gendarmicides
C
Am
G
En criant: \"Hip, hip,
C
hip, hourra!\"
Verse 4
C
Frénétique l'une d'elles attache
Le vieux maréchal des logis
F
G
C
Et lui fait crier: \"Mort aux vaches,
Am
Mort aux lois, vive l'anarchie!\"
G
C
Une autre fourre avec rudesse
Le crâne d'un de ses lourdauds
G
F
G
C
Entre ses gigantesques fesses
Am
G
C
Quelles serre comme un étau.
Verse 5
C
La plus grasse de ses femelles Ouvrant
son corsage dilaté
F
G
C
Matraque à grand coup de mamelles
Am
G
Ceux qui passe à sa portée.
C
Ils tombent, tombent,
tombent, tombent,
Et selon les avis compétents
G
Il paraît que cette hécatombe
C
Fut la plus belle de tous les temps.
Verse 6
C
Jugeant enfin que leurs victimes
Avaient eu leur content de gnons,
G
C
Ces furies comme outrage ultime
Am
G
En retournant à leurs oignons,
C
Ces furies à peine si j'ose
Le dire tellement c'est bas,
G
C
Leur auraient même coupé les choses
G
E
Par bonheur ils n'en avait pas.
G
C
Leur auraient même coupé les choses
D
G
Am
C
G
Par bonheur ils n'en avait pas.
Outro 1
C
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