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Happy Holidays, You Bastard chords by
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Key: B major
Verse 1
G
G

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It's Christmas eve
D
D

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And I've only wrapped two

fucking presents
G
G

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It's Christmas eve

And I've only wrapped
D
D

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two fucking presents
Em
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C
C

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And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate,
Verse 2


hate, hate your guts
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G

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D
D

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C
C

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And I'll never talk to you again
D
D

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G
G

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Unless your dad'll suck me off I'll never talk
Verse 3
D
D

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C
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to you again
G
G

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Unless your mom will touch my cock
D
D

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I'll never talk to you again
C
C

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G
G

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Ejaculate into a sock
D
D

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C
C

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I'll never talk to you again
D
D

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I'll never talk to you again
Verse 4
G
G

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It's labor day and my grandpa just
D
D

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ate seven fucking hot dogs
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G

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Labor day and my grandpa just
D
D

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ate seven fucking hot dogs
Em
Em

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C
C

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And he shit, shit, shit his pants He's
Verse 5


always fucking shit his pants
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G

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And I'll never talk to you again
D
D

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Unless your dad'll suck me off I'll never talk
Verse 6


to you again
C
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G
G

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Unless your mom will touch my cock
D
D

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C
C

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I'll never talk to you again
G
G

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Ejaculate into a sock
D
D

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C
C

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I'll never talk to you again
D
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G
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I'll never talk to you again

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Chords
  • G

  • D

  • Em

  • C

Capo: 4

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of Happy Holidays, You Bastard by blink-182 is B major.

The primary chords used in Happy Holidays, You Bastard are B, F#, G#m, E.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 4 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like B, F#, G#m, E, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Happy Holidays, You Bastard is approximately 86 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of Happy Holidays, You Bastard using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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Yes, we have integrated a Mini-Tuner directly on this page. Use it to quickly check your string pitch (Standard Tuning: E A D G B E) before you start playing along with blink-182.

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