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Gut Pageant easy guitar chords by 
Kristin Hersh
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Verse 1
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That fine fever brought us here
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Lambasted eyeballs
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C
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When we kiss the dirt the
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orchids laugh
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What a gut pageant,
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we could play for hours
Verse 2
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D
What a gut pageant,
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meat for the flowers
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You break out of a paper bag,
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and wake up on the street
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Just kidding
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You don't have to go
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I asked him
Verse 3
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why the grass is blue and
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stray boys don't go home
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Why 4 a.m.'s so screwy
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He says "Sleep through it"
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What a gut pageant,
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we could play for hours
Verse 4
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What a gut pageant, meat for the flowers
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Not too special not too strange
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Just the way I like 'em
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You find an empty prom
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ise and stick by it
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Not too
Verse 5
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pretty not too sweet
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Just the way I like you
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When you kiss the dirt the orchids laugh harder
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than me
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Dsus4
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Tell me another one
Verse 6
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I could sit for hours
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When anyone laughs I know I'm
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a coward
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When we kiss the dirt the orchids
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laugh harder than me
Outro 1
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