Key: D major
Verse 1
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Bra size 45, bra size 45,
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bra size 45, bra size 45
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Well I went out for a boogie
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a week ago last Tuesday
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and the Pallet Glide
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I met a girl in pink suspenders
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Like two bald -headed men
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She wore a bra size 45
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and she began to shout
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Hit me with your rhythm stick,
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Je t 'adore, hit me the dick,
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Hit me with your rhythm stick,
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Hit me, hit me, hit me
Bra size 45, bra size 45
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I couldn't do nothing but stand and stare
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I couldn't see much, I thought I was dead
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I had boobs upside my head
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Boobs upside my head,
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boobs upside my head
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Oh, what a frat she had, enough for me
My brother and dad,
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And she was plus -size forty -five.
Erm, excuse me, what do I do now?
Man, be cool,
gotta get down and have a rap.
I beg your pardon,
I think I'll do a talking bit instead.
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She was the big economy size,
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Her bushwams were gigantic,
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Like two fat little boys,
Wrestling under a blanket,
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The flickering strobes lit up the globe
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I think her name was June,
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She said, can you feel the force,
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I said, goodness gracious,
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great balls of fire,
there's a whole lot of shaking going on
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She said, knock on wood,
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I'll blame it on the punkie now,
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I said, oh whack it, must be jelly,
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cos Jan don't shake like that
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Not so much of the night fever,
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more like a belt with a tyre lever
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She was not at all pendulous,
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in fact she was tremendulous!
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Bra size 45, bra size 45
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Bra size 45, bra size 45
She went crackers
I'm only dancing
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Hit me with your rhythm stick
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And there in my car
The windows all stained up
I thought of a trend
Size thirty -five
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And there in my car
I thought this is it
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An instant re play
Size thirty -five
I got out my tent, Paul and Tudor
Come on, let's do the Bristol Stump
She wore a bra size 45
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An d that's why, and that's why,
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an d that's why, and that's why
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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And I'm always pulling my pud
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker,
and I'm always pulling my pud
Thanks for the mammary,
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I think I've got it sussed
you've seen them both,
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Don't they make a lovely pair,
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they look like a couple of Hi malayas
Double top, boogie on down,
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Everybody understands,
arthritis in both hands
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She's a disco pumper,
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she's got a lumpy jumper
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Please don't poke me in the eye
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I know a girl from Potter's Bar
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Rat size 45, rat size 45
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I said baby, oh baby
Rat 45
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Surround me, drown me
Rat size 45
Engulf me
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Chew me up and spit me out
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Let me shipwreck against
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those white cloaks of Dover
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Get back, Leroy!
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Get back, Lisa!
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I wanna be Mr. In -Between
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She was a bra size 45
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Have you ever seen anything
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like that?
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Come on, let's do the Bristol Stomp!
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Oooo! size forty -five!
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know, when you see things like that,
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and stick your head between them,
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and go...
Woo hoo!
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Brass size forty -five!
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What a stupendous lady!
size forty
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There's a whole lot of shaking going on
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shake right now
you
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