Ex-Leper

Ex-Leper easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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  • Verse 1
    Spare 
    a talent 
    for an old ex -leper? 

    Buzz off! 

    Spare a talent 
    for an old ex -leper? 

    A talent? 

    That's more than he earns in 
    a month! 

    Half a 
    talent then. 

    Now go away! 

    Come on, big 
    nose, let's haggle. 

    What? 
    All right, cut the haggling. 


    Say you only owe one shekel. 


    Last time I did, two 
    thousand. 

    We close 
    about eighteen hundred. 

    No. 
    Seventy -fifty. 

    Go away! 
    Seventy -forty. 

    Look, will you leave 
    him alone? 

    All 
    right, two shekels, just two. 

    Is this fun, eh? 

    Look, he's 
    not giving you any money, 

    so piss 
    off! 

    All right, so my 
    final offer, 

    half a shekel 
    for an old ex -leper? 


    Did you say ex 
    -leper? 

    That's 
    right, sir. 

    Sixteen years 
    behind a bell, 

    I'm proud of 
    you, sir. 

    Well, what happened? 
    Oh, cured, 
    sir. 

    Cured? 

    Yes, a bloody miracle, 
    sir. 

    Who cured you? 

    Jesus did, sir. 

    I was hopping 
    along, 

    minding my 
    own business. 

    All 
    of a sudden, up he comes, 
    cures me. 

    One 
    minute I'm a leper with a 
    trade, 

    next minute my 
    livelihood's gone. 


    Not so much as a 

    buy your leave. 

    You're cured, 
    mate. 

    Bloody 
    do -gooder. 

    Well, 
    why don't you go and 
    tell him 

    that 
    you want to be a leper 
    again? 

    Aye, 
    I could do that, sir, 
    yeah. 

    Yeah, I could 
    do that, I suppose. 

    What 
    I was thinking 
    about, 

    I was going to ask 
    him 

    if he'd make me a 
    bit 
    lame in one leg 


    during the middle of the week. 


    You know, something 
    beggable but not 
    leprosy, 

    which is a 
    pain in the arse, 

    to be 
    bluntly excused, 

    my French 
    sir, but... Brian! 

    Come 
    and clean your room 
    out! 

    There you are. 

    Thank you, sir, 
    thank you. 

    Oh, 
    for denarii 
    from his bloody life 

    story! 

    There's no pleasing 
    some people. 


    That's just what Jesus said, 

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