E.R.N.I.E. chords by
Madness
Madness

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Key: A minor
Verse 1
G#m
G#m

I
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#
F#

B
B

E
E

am the bringer of your wishes
G#m
G#m

E
E

C#m
C#m

Your savior from doing work
B
B

E
E

The washer of your dishes
G#m
G#m

E
E

And you'll still get your midday perk
B
B

E
E

G#m
G#m

Estate agent your mansion
E
E

And pot of gold
B
B

E
E

All the home comforts
G#m
G#m

Before you're getting
C#m
C#m

A#m
A#m

tired and old
F#
F#

One more try Try to
Verse 2
A#m
A#m

F#
F#

Cm
Cm

get what you've never had
G#
G#

Five more bob
Cm
Cm

G#
G#

For the whole world that can't be bad
B
B

F#
F#

We can't all win
D#m
D#m

F#
F#

Look it's happening
The future's looking not so bleak
E
E

G#m
G#m

A thousand winners every week
E
E

G#m
G#m

E
E

G#m
G#m

E
E

G#m
G#m

[x2]
Verse 3
B
B

E
E

So when you hear me coming
G#m
G#m

E
E

Along halls and up the
C#m
C#m

B
B

stairs (E.R.N.I.E.)
E
E

In the back of teapots
G#m
G#m

In the cupboard,
E
E

C#m
C#m

B
B

under chairs (E.R.N.I.E.)
E
E

Forget all your wives tales
G#m
G#m

E
E

Of forecasts and dividend
C#m
C#m

s (E.R.N.I.E.)
B
B

E
E

When E.R.N.I.E. feels vibrations
G#m
G#m

E
E

C#m
C#m

A#m
A#m

Only pays out to trusted friends
F#
F#

One more try Try to
Verse 4
A#m
A#m

F#
F#

Cm
Cm

get what you've never had
G#
G#

Five more bob
Cm
Cm

G#
G#

For the whole world that can't be bad
B
B

F#
F#

We can't all win
D#m
D#m

Look it's happening
F#
F#

The future's looking not so bleak
E
E

G#m
G#m

A thousand winners every
E
E

week [x2]
G#m
G#m

Congratulations you've just won A five
Verse 5
E
E

G#m
G#m

E
E

E#
E#

F#
F#

G
G

G#m
G#m

thousand pound premium
A#m
A#m

bond
Interlude 1
E
E

D#m
D#m

G#m
G#m

A#m
A#m

E
E

D#m
D#m

G#m
G#m

A#m
A#m

E
E

D#m
D#m

Verse 6
E
E

F#m
F#m

G
G

G#
G#

C#
C#

F#
F#

Keep your hand on the bottle
Bbm
Bbm

Gb
Gb

And your eyes glued upon
Ebm
Ebm

the set (E.R.N.I.E.)
Db
Db

Gb
Gb

When the score cards come up
Bbm
Bbm

Gb
Gb

Could be you for the big
Ebm
Ebm

one next (E.R.N.I.E.)
Db
Db

Gb
Gb

Publicity, no thank you
Bbm
Bbm

Gb
Gb

On the front page of the Currant
Ebm
Ebm

Db
Db

Bun (E.R.N.I.E.)
They think you stink
Gb
Gb

Bbm
Bbm

But in the pub you'll be
Gb
Gb

Ebm
Ebm

Cm
Cm

number one
Ab
Ab

One more try Try to
Verse 7
Cm
Cm

Ab
Ab

get what you've
Dm
Dm

never had
Bb
Bb

Five more bob
Dm
Dm

Bb
Bb

For the whole world that can't be bad
Db
Db

Ab
Ab

We can't all win
Look it's happening
Gb
Gb

The future's looking
Bbm
Bbm

Gb
Gb

Bbm
Bbm

not so bleak
Gb
Gb

Bbm
Bbm

A thousand winners every week [x4]
Outro 1
Gb
Gb

Bbm
Bbm

Gb
Gb

Bbm
Bbm

Gb
Gb

Bbm
Bbm

Gb
Gb

Bbm
Bbm

Gb
Gb

Ab
Ab

A
A

A#m
A#m

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