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E.R.N.I.E. easy guitar chords by 
Madness
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Verse 1
Am
I
F
Dm
G
C
F
am the bringer of your wishes
Am
F
Dm
Your savior from doing work
C
F
The washer of your dishes
Am
F
And you'll still get your midday perk
C
F
Am
Estate agent your mansion
F
And pot of gold
C
F
All the home comforts
Am
Before you're getting
Dm
Bm
tired and old
G
One more try Try to
Verse 2
Bm
G
C#m
get what you've never had
A
Five more bob
C#m
A
For the whole world that can't be bad
C
G
We can't all win
Em
G
Look it's happening
The future's looking not so bleak
F
Am
A thousand winners every week
F
Am
F
Am
F
Am
[x2]
Verse 3
C
F
So when you hear me coming
Am
F
Along halls and up the
Dm
C
stairs (E.R.N.I.E.)
F
In the back of teapots
Am
In the cupboard,
F
Dm
C
under chairs (E.R.N.I.E.)
F
Forget all your wives tales
Am
F
Of forecasts and dividend
Dm
s (E.R.N.I.E.)
C
F
When E.R.N.I.E. feels vibrations
Am
F
Dm
Bm
Only pays out to trusted friends
G
One more try Try to
Verse 4
Bm
G
C#m
get what you've never had
A
Five more bob
C#m
A
For the whole world that can't be bad
C
G
We can't all win
Em
Look it's happening
G
The future's looking not so bleak
F
Am
A thousand winners every
F
week [x2]
Am
Congratulations you've just won A five
Verse 5
F
Am
F
F#
G
G#
Am
thousand pound premium
Bm
bond
Interlude 1
F
Em
Am
Bm
F
Em
Am
Bm
F
Em
Verse 6
F
Gm
G#
A
D
G
Keep your hand on the bottle
Bm
G
And your eyes glued upon
Em
the set (E.R.N.I.E.)
D
G
When the score cards come up
Bm
G
Could be you for the big
Em
one next (E.R.N.I.E.)
D
G
Publicity, no thank you
Bm
G
On the front page of the Currant
Em
D
Bun (E.R.N.I.E.)
They think you stink
G
Bm
But in the pub you'll be
G
Em
C#m
number one
A
One more try Try to
Verse 7
C#m
A
get what you've
D#m
never had
B
Five more bob
D#m
B
For the whole world that can't be bad
D
A
We can't all win
Look it's happening
G
The future's looking
Bm
G
Bm
not so bleak
G
Bm
A thousand winners every week [x4]
Outro 1
G
Bm
G
Bm
G
Bm
G
Bm
G
A
A#
Bm
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