E.R.N.I.E.
E.R.N.I.E.

E.R.N.I.E. easy guitar chords by Madness

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  • Am

  • F

  • Dm

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  • C

  • Bm

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  • A

  • Em

  • F#

    2

  • G#

    4

  • Gm

    3

  • D

  • D#m

    6

  • B

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  • A#

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  • F

  • Dm

  • G

  • C

  • Bm

    2

  • C#m

    4

  • A

  • Em

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    2

  • G#

    4

  • Gm

    3

  • D

  • D#m

    6

  • B

    2

  • A#

    • Verse 1
    I 

    am 
    the 
    bringer 
    of 
    your 
    wishes 

    Your 
    savior 
    from 
    doing 
    work 

    The 
    washer 
    of 
    your 
    dishes 

    And 
    you'll 
    still 
    get 
    your 
    midday 
    perk 

    Estate 
    agent 
    your 
    mansion 

    And 
    pot 
    of 
    gold 

    All the 
    home 
    comforts 

    Be
    fore 
    you're 
    getting 

    tired 
    and 
    old 

    One 
    more 
    try 
    Try 
    to 
    Verse 2

    get 
    what 
    you've 
    never 
    had 

    Five 
    more 
    bob 

    For 
    the 
    whole 
    world 
    that 
    can't 
    be 
    bad 

    We 
    can't 
    all 
    win 

    Look 
    it's 
    happen
    ing 

    The 
    future's 
    looking 
    not 
    so 
    bleak 

    A 
    thousand 
    winners 
    every 
    week 

    [x2] 

    Verse 3
    So 
    when 
    you hear 
    me 
    coming 

    Along 
    halls 
    and 
    up 
    the 

    stairs 
    (E.R.N.I.E.) 

    In the 
    back 
    of 
    teapots 

    In 
    the 
    cupboard, 

    under 
    chairs 
    (E.R.N.I.E.) 

    Forget all 
    your 
    wives 
    tales 

    Of 
    forecasts 
    and 
    dividend

    s (E.R.N.I.E.) 

    When E.R.N.I.E. 
    feels 
    vibra
    tions 

    Only 
    pays 
    out 
    to 
    trusted 
    friends 

    One 
    more 
    try 
    Try 
    to 
    Verse 4

    get 
    what 
    you've 
    never 
    had 

    Five 
    more 
    bob 

    For 
    the 
    whole 
    world 
    that 
    can't 
    be 
    bad 

    We 
    can't 
    all 
    win 

    Look 
    it's 
    happening 

    The 
    future's 
    looking 
    not 
    so 
    bleak 

    A thousand 
    winners 
    every 

    week 
    [x2] 

    Congratu
    lations 
    you've just 
    won 
    A five 
    Verse 5

    thousand 
    pound 
    premium 

    bond 

    Interlude 1


    Verse 6
    Keep 
    your 
    hand 
    on 
    the 
    bottle 

    And 
    your 
    eyes 
    glued 
    upon 

    the 
    set 
    (E.R.N.I.E.) 

    When 
    the 
    score 
    cards 
    come 
    up 

    Could 
    be 
    you 
    for 
    the 
    big 

    one 
    next 
    (E.R.N.I.E.) 

    Publicity, 
    no 
    thank 
    you 

    On 
    the 
    front 
    page 
    of 
    the 
    Currant 

    Bun 
    (E.R.N.I.E.) 

    They 
    think 
    you stink 

    But 
    in 
    the pub 
    you'll 
    be 

    number 
    one 

    One 
    more 
    try 
    Try 
    to 
    Verse 7

    get 
    what 
    you've 

    never 
    had 

    Five 
    more 
    bob 

    For 
    the 
    whole 
    world 
    that 
    can't 
    be 
    bad 

    We can't 
    all 
    win 

    Look 
    it's 
    happening 

    The 
    future's 
    look
    ing 

    not 
    so 
    bleak

    A 
    thousand 
    winners 
    every 
    week [x4] 
    Outro 1



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