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Drunk easy guitar chords by 
The Living Tombstone
Verse 1
Em
Bm
D
C
Em
Just one drink, gonna keep it mellow
D#m
F#m
Em
Responsible night for a polite fellow
F#m
A
Em
Say hello to my friends and comrades
D#m
Em
Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps
Bm
D
Just two drinks,
C
Em
as a social courtesy
D#m
F#m
Em
We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
F#m
A
And certainly a perfectly nor
Em
mal informal get together
D#m
But it's been forever since
Em
we gathered so whatever
Bm
D
Just three drinks,
C
Em
for the sake of the old times
D#m
F#m
Proceed with tequila shots
Em
with a dish full of cold limes
F#m
The whole nine,
A
Em
laughing remembering all the old lines
D#m
Em
Never used to work but I could
give 'em another try
Bm
D
Just four drinks, y'know,
C
Em
take the edge off
D#m
F#m
I've had a hard week,
Em
I deserve to get sauced
F#m
A
Pick up another round as my
Em
G
friends depart and
D#m
Em
They may not stick around
D
but I just got started
Verse 2
G
Em
Feel so much better than usual
G
Bb
Bm
B
I feel indis put able
D
Em
D
Oh
G
Em
I think that I might be beautiful
C
Just
Verse 3
Bm
D
C
five drinks, fuckin' treat myself!
Em
D#m
F#m
Pour the Dom Perignon from the
Em
G
back of the top shelf
F#m
A
Em
G
Spend like God put on airs to sell it
D#m
B
Crowd pre tends not to care
Em
but I know they're jealous
Bm
D
C
Em
Just six drinks, let slip the dogs of war
D#m
F#m
Gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm
Em
tossed out the front door
F#m
A
Em
Zero to sixty I can turn on a dime,
D#m
I'm hitting bottom
B
And I'm feeling like com
Em
mitting a crime
Bm
D
Just eight drinks,
C
Em
maybe I've lost count?
D#m
I can't remember the night,
Em
G
what I drank, or the amount
F#m
A
I'm fading in and out,
Em
my very consciousness is crumbling
D
Em
Bm
Sorry, was I saying something?
D
C
Em
Twelve drinks, strolling out of the hos pital
D#m
F#m
Is it hair of the dog if you stay
Em
drunk and don't stop at all?
F#m
A
An other night losing it more
Em
than I can afford
D#m
B
Was I just feeling bored?
Em
D
Am I that insecure?
Verse 4
G
Em
Feel so much better than usual
G
Bb
B
I feel indis putable
D
Em
F#m
Oh
G
Em
But now I'm feeling so beautiful
B
Don't wake me up from this spell
D
Em
D
I'm under if I'm still breathing
G
Em
I know that I will be ugly when
B
I feel like myself again
D
Em
D
Oh
G
Em
But now I'm feeling so beautiful
Verse 5
Bm
C
Bottle of scotch served on the rocks
D
with a shot of Cachaça
Em
Vodka, Sake kamikaze with
a handle of sherry a
Bm
C
Cherry brandy with a Jaeger
chaser champagne float
D
D#m
A bourbon hot toddy in
Em
teacup of throat coat
Bm
C
Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys,
D
Kahlua, Sambuca
Em
Soju, paloma, mojito, gimlet,
Frangelico, Guinness
Bm
B
C
Tequila, manhattan, a margarita,
old fashioned
D
D#m
Dry vermouth and something I can't
Em
G
taste 'cause I'm so trashed
Verse 6
Bm
C
Soldiering over I'm slower shoulder
to shoulder with no one
D
D#m
Stumbling sobering making
Em
friends with a smoker
Bm
I know I'm less than upright,
B
C
losing the fight with the ground
D
D#m
Then someone hits the lights
Em
as they close for the night now
Bm
Try to look at heaven and I
C
can't see the stars
D
D#m
A billion trillion eyes are winking as I
Em
Bm
walk between parked cars
B
Metabolizing liquor while I'm
C
losing my friends
D
D#m
I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then
Em
I'll do it again
Interlude 1
Em
D
Em
D
Em
C
Em
Verse 7
G
Em
Feel so much better than usual
B
I feel indisputable
D
Em
D
Oh
G
Em
But now I'm feeling so beautiful
B
Don't wake me up from this spell
D
Em
D
I'm under if I'm still breathing
G
Em
I know that I will be ugly when
B
I feel like myself again
D
Em
D
Oh
G
Em
But now I'm feeling so beautiful
F#
My vision is blurry
G
Bb
F#
As long as I'm thirsty
Bm
F#
G
A
Em
Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me
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