Key: C major•
Verse 1
between a guy, and his girl, and her dog.
I'd much rather have a
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C
frog in my throat
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C
than a porcupine stuck to my face.
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C
F
And I'd much rather have a bug in my ear
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G
C
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C
Then a dog making love to my leg
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C
Well, my girl asked me home
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G
She says, I think you're real nice
There's trouble ahead,
you're gonna wish you were dead
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G
If you don't take this friendly ad vice
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G
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C
Don't pet the dog,
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G
D
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D
Cause he ain't been fixed
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D
and he knows some tricks
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Am
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That'll sure make a fool out of you
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G
C
Don't pet the dog,
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G
D
G
Just leave him alone,
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G
for the next thing you know,
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Am
You try to be cool, but you look like a fool,
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D
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With a dog hanging off of your leg.
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G
C
So don't pet the dog
Cause he ain't been fixed,
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that'll sure make a fool out of you
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Don't pet the dog,
he gets it confused with romance
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D
Just leave him alone,
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G
C
Don't pet the dog.
Outro 1
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C
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsC F G Am D...
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