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Don't Be Rude To A Rhinoceros

Don't Be Rude To A Rhinoceros easy guitar chords by Tom Paxton

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

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Capo
  • C

  • G

  • E

  • A

  • D

  • B

    2
  • Am

  • C

  • G

  • E

  • A

  • D

  • B

    2
  • Am

  • Intro 1
    C
    G
    E
    A
    D
    G
    D
    G

    Verse 1
    C

    Don't
    G

    be rude to a Rhinoceros
    C
    G

    Don't try pushing him aside
    D
    G
    E

    In a cafeteria he will cause hysteria
    A
    D

    If his face isn't dried
    C
    G

    Give him silverware and napkins
    C
    B

    Place them neatly on his tray
    C
    G
    E

    But don't be rude to a Rhinoceros
    A
    D

    Kindly step aside and let
    G

    him have his way
    Am
    D

    When a rhinoceros is cross you
    G

    want to give him plenty of room
    D

    He's awfully big you know
    G

    and has a monstrous horn
    D

    If you let him in the door he is
    G
    E

    gonna wreck the floor
    A
    D

    and your mother's curtains will be torn
    C
    G

    While he might seem awfully fascinating
    C
    B

    It is wiser to avoid his company
    C

    For it's very hard to know when
    D
    E

    a Rhino's gonna blow
    A

    And when he does it's not a
    D
    G

    very good place to be
    C
    G

    Don't be rude to a Rhinoceros
    C
    G

    Don't try pushing him aside
    D
    G
    E

    In a cafeteria he will cause hysteria
    A
    D

    If his face isn't dried
    C
    G

    Give him silverware and napkins
    C
    B

    Place them neatly on his tray
    C
    G
    E

    But don't be rude to a Rhinoceros
    A
    D
    G

    Kindly step aside and let him have his way
    C
    G
    C
    B
    C
    G
    E
    A
    D

    G

    D

    When he decides to take a nap he's
    G

    going to sleep wherever he likes
    D

    It's all the same to him
    G

    he simply lays down flat
    D

    If it's in your flower bead where
    G
    E

    he lays his monstrous head
    A
    D

    You will have some flowers going splat
    C
    G

    You must whistle up a little folk song
    C
    B

    To persuade him to go back to the zoo
    C

    But be careful what you grab
    G
    E

    as you help him in to a cab
    A
    D
    G

    For a rhinoceros you know is ticklish too
    C
    G

    And don't be rude to a Rhinoceros
    C
    G

    Don't try pushing him aside
    D
    G
    E

    In a cafeteria he will cause hysteria
    A
    D

    If his face isn't dried
    C
    G

    Give him silverware and napkins
    C
    B

    Place them neatly on his tray
    C
    G

    But don't be rude to a Rhinoceros
    E
    A
    D

    Kindly step aside and let
    G
    E

    him have his way
    A
    D

    Kindly step aside and let

    him have his way
    G
    D
    G

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