Don't Be Rude To A Rhinoceros
Don't Be Rude To A Rhinoceros

Don't Be Rude To A Rhinoceros easy guitar chords by Tom Paxton

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • C

  • G

  • E

  • A

  • D

  • B

    2

  • Am

  • C

  • G

  • E

  • A

  • D

  • B

    2

  • Am

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Don't 

    be 
    rude 
    to 
    a 
    Rhinoceros 

    Don't 
    try 
    pushing 
    him 
    aside 

    In 
    a 
    cafeteria 
    he 
    will 
    cause 
    hys
    teria 

    If 
    his 
    face 
    isn't 
    dried 

    Give 
    him 
    silverware 
    and 
    napkins 

    Place 
    them 
    neatly 
    on 
    his 
    tray 

    But 
    don't 
    be 
    rude 
    to 
    a 
    Rhino
    ceros 

    Kindly 
    step 
    aside 
    and 
    let 

    him 
    have 
    his 
    way 

    When 
    a 
    rhinoceros 
    is 
    cross 
    you 

    want 
    to 
    give 
    him 
    plenty 
    of room 

    He's 
    awfully 
    big 
    you 
    know 

    and 
    has 
    a 
    monstrous 
    horn 

    If 
    you 
    let 
    him 
    in 
    the 
    door 
    he 
    is 

    gonna 
    wreck 
    the 
    floor 

    and 
    your 
    mother's 
    curtains 
    will 
    be 
    torn 

    While 
    he 
    might 
    seem 
    awfully 
    fas
    cinating 

    It 
    is 
    wiser 
    to 
    avoid 
    his 
    com
    pany 

    For 
    it's 
    very 
    hard 
    to know 
    when 

    a 
    Rhino's 
    gonna 
    blow 

    And 
    when 
    he 
    does 
    it's 
    not 
    a 

    very 
    good 
    place 
    to 
    be 

    Don't 
    be 
    rude 
    to 
    a 
    Rhinoceros 

    Don't 
    try 
    pushing 
    him 
    aside 

    In 
    a 
    cafeteria 
    he 
    will 
    cause 
    hys
    teria 

    If 
    his 
    face 
    isn't 
    dried 

    Give 
    him 
    silverware 
    and 
    napkins 

    Place 
    them 
    neatly 
    on 
    his 
    tray 

    But 
    don't 
    be 
    rude 
    to 
    a 
    Rhino
    ceros 

    Kindly 
    step 
    aside 
    and 
    let 
    him 
    have 
    his 
    way 



    When 
    he 
    de
    cides 
    to 
    take 
    a 
    nap 
    he's 

    going 
    to sleep 
    wherever 
    he 
    likes 

    It's 
    all 
    the 
    same 
    to 
    him 

    he 
    simply 
    lays 
    down 
    flat 

    If 
    it's 
    in 
    your 
    flower 
    bead 
    where 

    he 
    lays 
    his 
    monstrous 
    head 

    You 
    will 
    have 
    some 
    flowers 
    going 
    splat 

    You 
    must 
    whistle 
    up 
    a 
    little 
    folk 
    song 

    To 
    per
    suade 
    him 
    to 
    go 
    back 
    to the 
    zoo 

    But 
    be 
    careful 
    what 
    you 
    grab 

    as 
    you 
    help 
    him 
    in to 
    a 
    cab 

    For 
    a 
    rhino
    ceros 
    you 
    know 
    is 
    ticklish 
    too 

    And 
    don't 
    be 
    rude 
    to 
    a 
    Rhinoceros 

    Don't 
    try 
    pushing 
    him 
    aside 

    In 
    a 
    cafeteria 
    he 
    will 
    cause 
    hys
    teria 

    If 
    his 
    face 
    isn't 
    dried 

    Give 
    him 
    silverware 
    and 
    napkins 

    Place 
    them 
    neatly 
    on 
    his 
    tray 

    But 
    don't 
    be 
    rude 
    to 
    a 
    Rhino
    ceros 

    Kindly 
    step 
    aside 
    and 
    let 

    him 
    have 
    his 
    way 

    Kindly 
    step 
    aside 
    and 
    let 

    him have 
    his 
    way 


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