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Dismiss easy guitar chords by 
Chief Keef
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Verse 1
Em
(Zaytoven)
C
D
Now the bitch she wants a tissue and
Em
She thought it was a tissue
She say she got some issues and
C
She thought I was gon' listen
Em
This bitch thought it was
a Fisker, ayy
D
Unofficial, ayy
Em
Boy, you unofficial, smoking loud
You smoking whisper
Went and got your bitch, I
rolled up
Thought she was a Fisker
C
She went and got your
D
bitch, I rolled up
Em
Thought it was a Fisker
Verse 2
Em
Sat his ass down in my office
C
Then dismissed him he say he wanna smoke
Em
I wanna fuck his sister
She think 'cause I'm a Leo
that I'ma kiss her
D
Told the bitch, "Kiss my dick
Em
" then I had to dismiss her
Boy, you unofficial, I be smoking loud
You smoking whisper
C
D
Went and get your sister, rolled up
Em
She thought it was a Fisker
Sosa, why you always
shitting? I'm official
It's the tissue call the
C
D
plug man up for
Em
The dope to dismiss her
Verse 3
Em
Bitch say she got an issue and
She think that I'ma listen
C
D
My wrist look like I'm whipping in
Em
C
The kit chen with the chickens
Em
Put the pounds in the trap back
And Olinda do the dishes
C
I got straight hot shit
D
Em
A nigga come up in the kitchen
My sister gonna be a lawyer
So her ass gon' go to college
C
D
Just in case I get in trouble
Em
Run into some fucking problems
Riding in the passenger seat
Is a rocket launcher i'ma serve
C
D
a nigga up
Em
Benihana's right in front 'em
I'm cooling, counting money,
getting top
Smoking Aiki
C
D
I pull up, get the money, yeah, bitch
Em
More than likely the bitch hit me
Say she got her friends
C
and they dikey
D
Em
Like a new toy, these hoes wanna try me
Pull up, riding fast
Now I'm running from the Aiki
C
D
Always talkin' 'bout pull up 'cause
Em
I pull up daily come get your bitch
Come get your sister 'cause they
Hot like Sosa saying
C
D
I'ma take this shit back, bitch
Em
Call me Sosa Baby
What's up in the chopper? Bitch
It's Jojo and K- Ci
C
D
'Cause it sing like an opera
Em
Twenty shots leave me eighty
Since I got these Benjis
I swear I been going crazy
C
Bitch, I'm grown as fuck
D
Em
I act like I was born up in the '80s
I got shooters in LA and I got
Some up in the Little Haiti
C
We got choppers like Nigeria
Em
Choppers like Jamaica i'm a
dread shaker
You would think Chief Sosa
was Jamaican
C
D
Let me roll up this Tooka
Em
Because I been tripping lately
Verse 4
Em
Sat his ass down in my office
C
Then dismissed him he say
Em
he wanna smoke
I wanna fuck his sister
She think 'cause I'm a Leo
that I'ma kiss her
C
G
Told the bitch, "Kiss my dick
Em
" then I had to dismiss her
Boy, you unofficial, I be smoking loud
You smoking whisper
D
Went and get your sister, rolled up
Em
She thought it was a Fisker
Sosa, why you always
shitting? I'm official
C
D
It's the tissue call the plug man up for
Em
The dope to dismiss her
Verse 5
Send some niggas down your
chimney
Like Santa Claus with gifts
C
D
When it comes to the chopper, bitch
Em
All about the giving
Lighting shit up like Christmas
What the fuck is on your wish list?
D
Up gloing be the money
Em
Downfall be the bitches
I'm a Christian, fuck with Buddha,
you a Jew
That's religion
C
Balmains when I'm on some baller shit
Em
I'm true to my religion
My dick explaining the story, he say
"That bitch ain't tried to kiss me"
C
D
I'm like, "That bitch did kiss you
Em
Why the fuck you got the hickey?"
I'm counting on the fetty and
I'm smoking on the pissy
C
Em
I have my i8 sports car fuck
ing on your hemi
I'm smoking Christmas trees
This bitch had thought it was a fucking fifty
C
D
I'm doing 12 o'clock on Banshees if
Em
I'm slidin' up to Philly
If you ain't know her, man
She is a stunt four- wheeler
C
hop out my car
D
Look at how I'm stunt
Em
ing on niggas
I'ma count this money
Can't be counting on niggas
C
D
Look at all this money
Em
It's just pouting on a nigga
Verse 6
Em
Sat his ass down in my office
C
Then dismissed him he say he wanna smoke
Em
I wanna fuck his sister
She think 'cause I'm a Leo
that I'ma kiss her
C
D
Told the bitch, "Kiss my dick
Em
" then I had to dismiss her
Boy, you unofficial, I be smoking loud
You smoking whisper
C
D
Went and get your sister, rolled up
Em
She thought it was a Fisker
Sosa, why you always
shitting? I'm official
It's the tissue call the
C
D
plug man up for
Em
The dope to dismiss her
Outro 1
Em
C
D
Em
C
D
Em
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