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Dirty Business chords by 
The Dresden Dolls
N/A•
Verse 1
D
G
D
Raise your glass,
E
G
We have incorporated.
D
Place your bets,
E
G
We're all so sick of waiting.
Bm
Queen takes Jack,
D
You got me this time,
A
E
But I'll get you back.
Edim
So pick a number.
Verse 2
Bm
To all the ones who tried
G
the most;
D
E
Was I supposed to cheer your efforts?
G
Sorry that I chose so poorly.
D
E
Bm
Golly gee, am I the poster girl?
Gm
D
G
Gm
Verse 3
D
Bm
G
She's the kind of girl who looks
D
E
for love in all the lonely places.
Bm
G
The kind who comes to poker,
D
E
pockets stuffed with kings and aces.
Bm
G
She's the kind of girl who only
D
E
asks you over when its raining,
Bm
G
Just to make you lie there catching
D
E
wa ter dripping from the ceiling.
Bm
Bb
Gm
F#
Bm
Bb
Verse 4
Gm
G
D
Lift your hats
E
G
Off to the checkout girls with
D
tattooed backs;
E
G
They'd make an angel's skin crawl.
Bm
D
If you ask them for assistance,
A
E
Theres an even chance
Edim
You'll get a number.
C
To all
Verse 5
Bm
G
the girls at pearl,
D
E
the surly boys who get to masticate them;
G
Gm
D
I've a prize for each and every one of you,
E
so just be patient.
Gm
To all the ones that hated me
D
the most; a toast.
E
G
You really had me going for a second,
D
I was nervous.
E
Bm
Bb
Gm
Boy, am I the poster girl.
F#
F#aug
Bm
Bbaug
Gm
F#
Verse 6
Bm
G
D
Shes the kind of girl who gets her slings
E
Bm
and arrows from the dumpster.
G
D
The kind who tells you shes
E
bipolar just to make you trust her.
Bm
G
D
Shes the kind of girl who leaves out
E
condoms on the bedroom dresser,
Bm
G
D
E
Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before
Bm
you met her.
Bb
Gm
F#aug
Bm
F#
Verse 7
Gm
G
F#
Bm
G
To all the ones that thought they knew me
D
E
best; a test to prove your prowess.
G
D
Who was mine in '99? I want
E
last names and current status.
Verse 8
E
G
To all the ones that hated me
D
the most; a toast.
E
Gm
You really had me going for a second,
D
I was nervous.
E
Boy am I the poster girl for some
G
suburban sickness,
D
E
Better keep a healthy distance.
G
Now it's up to you,
D
Know what to do,
E
It's pretty dirty business.
Outro 1
Bm
Bb
Gm
G
F#
Gm
F#
D
D
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