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Dave & Al easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa
N/A
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Em
B
A
D
Bm
C
G
G#
F#m
Em
B
A
D
Bm
C
G
G#
F#m
Verse 1
Alright,
hey,
hey listen
Before
we go
on
to
the
next
song
I
got
a
really
important
piece
of
business
I've
gotta
take
care
of
Now,
there's
this
guy
That
uh, works
for
us,
he sells
the T-
shirts
His
name
is
Dav
id
Dikowitz
Verse 2
Now, some
of
you
might
know
Dav
id
An
d
if you
know
him
You
realize
that
David
is
a
lonely
guy
He hasn't
been
pooched in
three
days
His
nec
tar
has
built
up,
so
to speak
And
he
asked
me
If
I
could
help
him
get
a
girl
tonight
Verse 3
Now,
normally
I don't
do
this
because
I mean,
of
course
being
a pimp
is
my
hobby
But
in
Dikowitz's case
This
is
taking
it above
and
beyond
the
call
of
duty
As
they say
in the
trade
Verse 4
So
here,
here's
the
plan
Somewhere
out
there,
I
know
Somewhere
in this
building
there
is
a
girl
Or
a
female
type
object
Who
desires
the
compan
ionship
of
a nice,
Jewish
boy
Who
sell
s
T-
shirts
Now,
I'm gonna
make
you
a two
for
one
offer
Here's
the deal
Verse 5
If
you're
a girl
and
you
wanna
And you
wanna
submit
to
Dikowitz's advances
If
you'll go
for
Dikowitz
And you
got
a friend
or
sister
That
would like
to
spend
some
time
with
Al
Malcon
Verse 6
Who's an
a,
who's
another
Danger
ously
lonely
guy
Had
a little
prob
lem
here the
other
night
I
understand,
I
don't
like
to
be
spreading
gossip
around
But
this
is
New York
Verse 7
Al
is
a very
lonely
person
And
he came
here
to the
show
the
other
night
With
his
girlfriend
He
introduced
me to
her
in the
back
She was
a very
Verse 8
nice
person
They went
and they
sat
in the
audience
to
see
the show
She
says,
excuse
me
for a minute
I'm
go
get,
gon
na
go
get
a drink
She
disappeared,
didn't
come
back
Until
five
o'c
lock
in
the morning
Told
she
was
drunk
said:
Verse 9
"Al,
I
hate
you"
In
an
exorcist
voice
And
told
him
to
move
out
Now,
we
got
these
two
Very
nice
people
who
need
it
Now,
as
a matter
of
fact
Verse 10
Can we
get
a spotlight
down
here?
Just
so
you see
what
the merchandise
is like
This
is
David
Dikowitz, right
here
Now,
obviously,
he
is
nice
He
is
Jewish
and
he is
a
boy,
right?
So,
Verse 11
you see
what
you're
in for
If
you
want,
if
you wanna
do
it
with
David
Just
come
down
and introduce
yourself
There,
alright,
see?
What
did
I tell
you?
Verse 12
Congratulations,
what's
your
name?
Karen
Karen?
I
now
pro
nounce
you,
David
an
d Karen
Off
that
way
Verse 13
Alright
Now,
that's
what
I
like
about
New
York
You
get
results
Ah,
now
where's
Malcon?
If we
can do
the
same
thing
for
Malcon
We'll really
be doing
it
Verse 14
Where
is
he?
Maybe
we'll
find
him
later
Okay
but
where?
Interlude 1
Al,
come
here
Verse 15
Ladies
and gentlemen
This
is
my friend,
Al
Malcon
He's also
a very
nice
person
Would
you like
to give
a
sales
pitch
yourself?
Verse 16
Well,
I'll
tell
ya
I
don't know
if
there's
anybody
really
cute
You
know,
and
I stay
away
from
You know,
young
girls
Anybody
about
18 or
close,
you
know
Blonde
hair
Verse 17
He wants
a
virgin
with
nice
breath
Yeah,
vir
gin
would be
nice
but
Right there,
you
(almost there)
A volunteer
right
there
Where?
No,
no, oh,
she's
go
ing
No,
no,
don't
touch
me
No,
get
away,
no
Verse 18
Well,
listen
What?
Right
here
What's
your
name?
Lisa
Lisa,
this
is Al
Interlude 2
Verse 19
It's
happening
to
me
(It's
happening)
It's happening
to you
She
has
no
idea
what's
going to
be
happening
to
her
Well,
who
does
any
more
It's the
20th century
Verse 20
Wait
here
This
girl
loves
you
Chris,
tell
him
to come
over
here
Tell
him to
come
over here?
C'mere
Verse 21
What's your
name?
Chris
Well, let
the audience
see
you,
c'mon
Verse 22
Oh my god
Now,
isn't
this
better
than
com
puter
dating?
Why don't
you
guys
go
over there
and
get
acquainted?
Okay,
on
with
the show
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