Crazy ABC's
Crazy ABC's

Crazy ABC's easy guitar chords by Barenaked Ladies

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  • Verse 1
    Hey 
    Steve! 

    Hey 
    Ed, 
    that sounds 
    nice, 
    what 
    is 
    it? 

    Thank 
    you, 
    it's an 
    alphabet 

    song 
    I'm working 
    on 

    Oh 
    great, 
    a whole 
    new 
    alphabet, 

    just 
    learned 
    the 
    old one. 

    Verse 2
    is 
    for 
    aisle 

    is 
    for 
    bdellium 

    is 
    for 
    czar 

    An
    d if 
    you see 
    him, would 

    you 
    mind 
    telling 
    him 

    Verse 3
    OK, 
    hang on 
    a second, 
    yeah 
    aisle? 

    Yeah, 
    aisle 
    like 
    a, 
    like 
    a theatre. 

    Alright, 
    OK, and 
    bdellium? 

    Bdelli
    um, 
    it's 
    a gum 
    like 
    tree 
    resin, 

    it 
    starts 
    with a silent 

    And 
    then czar? 

    Yeah, 
    it's 
    uh- 
    like 
    a Russian 

    czar. 

    You know, everyone 
    knows 

    apple 
    ball 
    and 
    cat, 

    I wanted 
    to 
    get into 
    some 
    you know, 


    Some stranger 
    words. 

    Right, 
    see what 
    you're doing. 

    is 
    for 
    Verse 4
    djinn 

    for 
    Eu
    phrates 

    is 
    for 
    fohn, but 
    not 
    like 
    when 

    I call 
    the 
    ladies 

    I thought 
    phone 
    star
    ted with 
    Verse 5

    "p"...like a "ph" 

    No 
    its 
    f-o-h-n, 

    it's 
    it's 
    it's 
    it's 
    kind 
    of 
    wind 

    Yeah, 
    know what 
    you mean 
    by wind 

    Verse 6
    for 
    Gnarly, 

    for 
    irk 

    is 
    for 
    hour 

    for 
    jalapeño 

    Good in 
    either 
    corn 
    or 
    flour 
    (tortillas) 

    Nice 
    rhyme 

    is 
    for 
    knick
    -knack 

    is 
    for 
    llama 

    Pramma, llama, 
    ding 

    Verse 7
    What's 
    so strange 
    about 
    llama? 

    Llama, 
    its 
    starts 
    with two 
    L's 

    What's 
    the second 
    one for? 

    No idea. 

    know, 
    loser. 

    Verse 8
    for 
    mne
    monic 

    is 
    for 
    ngomo 

    is 
    for 
    ouija 
    board 

    for 
    pneu
    monia, 

    ptero
    dactyl 
    and 
    psy
    chosis 

    is 
    for 
    qat 

    OK, 
    Q, 
    Verse 9
    qat? What? 

    Yeah 
    it's 
    uh...q-a-t, 

    It's 
    It's 
    an evergreen 
    shrub 

    It's a 
    perfect 
    scrabble 
    word 

    because 
    it's 
    with 
    no 
    u, 

    There's 
    not many 
    of 
    those 

    You 
    have 
    too 
    much time 
    on 
    your hand
    s. 

    is 
    for 
    Verse 10
    R-gyle 

    No, 
    it 
    isn't 

    Verse 11
    OK, 
    you're right; 
    couldn't 

    Verse 12
    find 
    a good 
    "r" 
    word 

    is 
    for 
    Saar, 
    lovely 
    German 
    river 

    for 
    tsunami, a 
    wave 
    that 

    makes 
    me 
    quiver 

    is 
    for 
    urn, 
    but 
    not 
    like 
    earning 
    money 

    for 
    vraisemb
    lance 
    from 
    French, 

    And 
    therefore 
    kind 
    of 
    funny 

    for 
    wren, 
    wrinkly, 
    and 
    who. 

    is 
    for 
    Xian, an 
    ancient 
    Chinese 
    city, 

    true! 

    Verse 13
    Ancient 
    Chinese 
    city, 
    huh? 

    My 
    guitar 
    player, 
    some 
    hotshot. 

    Verse 14
    is 
    for 
    yperite, a 
    very 
    nasty 
    gas. 

    And 
    zed's 
    the 
    final 
    letter 

    An
    d by 
    fi
    nal, 
    mean 
    last. 

    OK, 
    when you say 
    zed, 
    Verse 15

    For the benefit 
    of our 
    American 

    friend

    You really 
    mean 
    Z, 
    right? 

    No 
    I mean 
    Zed, 
    like, 
    like 
    Zed 
    Zed 
    Top. 

    Zed 
    Zed 
    Top? 

    Yeah, you 
    know 
    the guys 
    with 

    the big 
    long 
    beards, 

    Well, 
    except 
    the guy 

    whose 
    name 
    is 
    Beard, 

    He has 
    mustache 

    I always 
    thought that 
    was inter
    esting 

    You done 
    with 
    the 
    alphabet? 

    No 
    extra 
    letters 
    haven't 
    heard 
    of? 

    I think 
    so. 

    Well this 
    was 
    great 
    help, 

    think, 
    you know, 

    The 
    contribution 
    you made 

    to 
    world 
    literacy 

    Well, 
    I'm 
    just 
    saying, 
    kids 

    I'm just 
    saying 

    Think 
    outside 
    the box 
    a little 
    bit 

    Box 
    with 
    an "r" 

    Yeah, 
    well, 
    no, 
    box 
    with 
    b-a-l-k-s, 

    like 
    like 
    like a 
    pitcher. 

    Ahh, 
    as 
    op
    posed 
    to b-a-c-h-s, 

    Right, 
    Right, 
    Right, 
    Right, 
    Right, 

    think 
    outside 
    the "balks" 

    Outro 1


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