Brian's Prophecy chords by Monty Python

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Verse 1
D 
Don't pass judgment on other people,
or you might get judged yourself.
What? I said,
Em 
don't pass judgment on other people,
D 
or else you might get judged too.
Oh, me?
Yes. Oh, thank you very much.
Consider the lilies.
E 
Consider the lilies?
Well, the birds, then.
What birds?
Any birds.
Why?
D 
Well, have they got jobs?
Em 
Who? The birds.
Have the birds got jobs?
D 
What's the matter with him?
Says the birds are scrounging.
Look, the point is, the birds,
they do all right, don't they?
E 
Well, good luck to them.
Yes, they're very pretty.
Em 
E 
OK, and you're much more important
than they are, right?
D 
So what are you worrying about?
There you are, see?
I'm worrying about what you've got against birds.
I haven't got anything against
Em 
the birds.
Consider the lilies.
E 
He's having a go at the flowers,
now.
Give the flowers a chance.
D 
Look, there was this man,
E 
and he had two servers.
What were they called?
What? What were their names?
I don't know.
G 
And he gave them some talents.
E 
D 
You don't know?
E 
Well, it doesn't matter.
D 
He doesn't know what
they were called.
Oh, they were called
Simon and Adrian.
E 
Now. Oh, you said you didn't
know.
D 
It really doesn't matter.
The point is, there were
G 
these two servants.
E 
D 
He's making it up as he goes along.
E 
No, I'm not.
D 
And he gave them some...
Now, wait a minute, what were they?
Three? Oh, he's terrible.
G 
There were three.
There were...
Two or three.
Get out!
G 
Convinced by a lobster
D 
that Brian is the messiah,
E 
a large crowd pursues him outside the city,
G 
where in the hole of a lone hermit...
E 
G 
Oh. What? I missed a bit out there.
think you should have
D 
No, to the hole of
G 
To the hole of a lone her
mit, shouldn't you?
I think that's fine, isn't it, Andre?
D 
Hey! Is there another way
G 
down?
Is there another path
D 
G 
E 
down to the river?