Key: C minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
gory kind a story about a ole be freak
With a forty- inch waist and a
ten- inch beak
Overweight and out a shape
with a triple chin
Her brassiere strike fear in
the hearts of men
Verse 2
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The girl's a
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The girl's a Bremelo
Verse 3
we were lookin' suave
When I dip, hit the shift we
were almost horse
It was a big Bremelo standin' on my toe
Had an over jelly belly tryin' to say hello
I was really kind a frightened
as she looked my way
I tried to run because her buns
made the ferry sway
To be blunt she was fat
and ready for combat
All the way to Bremerton
were the fat is at
Verse 4
Interlude 1
Let's go
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Verse 5
over steak
and about those big ole ducks
She had hairy underarms and
a whopping gut
My hair was short and wavy,
drove my pit bull crazy
A Bremerton beast chasin'
fellas in the Navy
After movie she's the feature,
the Bremerton creature
You wear a life jacket if you
ever try to freak her
Look at her physique she
ain't my kinda freak
The floor creaks when the beast
starts reachin' her peak
Verse 6
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The girl's a Bremelo
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Just a Bremelo
Interlude 2
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Verse 7
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You can't ig nore the way she snores,
only a mother adores
A big basketball head with a 10- inch beak
Big lips, no hips with the smell of a beast
I couldn't put her in my Caddy or
my tranny would break
I heard a dirt because of poverty,
but she took my cake
When it comes to cool- Aid the girl
would drink it in pints
You go to school for twenty years
and your still in the ninth?
Verse 8
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You're just a Bremelo
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Just a Bremelo
Verse 9
You pink triple- chin unattractive
duck
Your boyfriend beats freaks
up to make a buck
Hangin' round third and Pike,
on a ten- speed bike
You can say that I'm a liar,
but you know I'm right
You talk behind my back,
because I dropped you flat
And you never take a shower
'cause your too damn fat
So your man was smart when
he broke your heart
Because if Mix- A- Lot a cut ya,
you a fell apart
Wearin' polyester slacks,
with elastic in the back
You could flatten Schwarzenegger in
a wrestling match
You got lips like a character
in some cartoon
With a pink posterior, you big baboon
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Interlude 3
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Verse 11
right outside of mine
Most girls there are ducks,
but a few are fine
But the ones that I speak about
Used their face for catchin' trout
Vacuum clears for a mouth
You know what I'm talkin' about
Mud ducks, hockey pucks,
drivers of Mack trucks
pick 'em up you have to strain
Big butt, crew cut, extraordinary gut
Big momma, kinda buff,
Interlude 4
facial hairs a kinda rough
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Verse 12
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck,
duck, duck, duck
Girl's a Bremelo
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck
The girl's a Bremelo
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck
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