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Bremelo easy guitar chords by Sir Mix-a-lot
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
F
Dm
Am
F
Dm
Am
Intro 1
Verse 1
Here's
a
gory
kind
a story
about
a
ole
be
freak
With
a
forty-
inch
waist
and
a
ten-
inch
beak
Overweight
and
out
a shape
with
a triple
chin
Her
brassiere
strike
fear
in
the
hearts
of
men
Verse 2
The girl's
a
Bremelo
The girl's
a
Bremelo
Verse 3
Me and
Terry
hoped
the
ferry
we
were
lookin'
suave
When
I dip,
hit
the shift
we
were almost
horse
It was
a
big
Bremelo
standin' on
my
toe
Had
an
over
jelly
belly
tryin'
to say
hello
I
was
really
kind
a frightened
as
she
looked
my
way
I
tried
to
run
because
her buns
made
the ferry
sway
To
be
blunt
she
was fat
and
ready
for
combat
All
the
way
to
Bremerton
were
the fat
is
at
Verse 4
The girl's
a
Bremelo
Interlude 1
Let's go
I
love
bacon
Verse 5
over
steak
and about
those big
ole
ducks
She
had
hairy
underarms and
a
whopping
gut
My hair
was short
and
wavy,
drove
my
pit
bull
crazy
A Bremerton
beast
chasin'
fellas
in
the
Navy
After
movie
she's
the feature,
the
Bremerton
creature
You
wear
a life
jacket
if
you
ever
try
to
freak
her
Look
at
her
physique
she
ain't
my kinda
freak
The
floor
creaks
when
the
beast
starts
reachin'
her
peak
Verse 6
The girl's
a
Bremelo
Just
a Bremelo
Change
the beat!
Interlude 2
Verse 7
You
can't
ig
nore
the
way
she snores,
cause
she
blows
down
door
s
Baby's
got
the kind
a face
only
a mother
adores
A
big
basketball
head
with
a
10- inch
beak
Big
lips,
no
hips
with the
smell
of
a beast
I
couldn't
put
her
in
my Caddy
or
my
tranny would
break
I heard
a dirt
because
of
poverty,
but
she
took
my
cake
When
it
comes
to
cool-
Aid
the girl
would
drink
it
in pints
You go
to school
for twenty
years
and
your
still
in
the
ninth?
Verse 8
You're
just
a
Bremelo
Just
a
Bremelo
Verse 9
You pink
triple-
chin
unattractive
duck
Your boyfriend
beats
freaks
up
to make
a
buck
Hangin'
round
third
and
Pike,
on
a ten-
speed
bike
You
can
say
that
I'm
a liar,
but
you
know
I'm
right
You
talk
behind
my back,
because
I
dropped
you
flat
And
you
never
take
a shower
'cause
your
too
damn
fat
So
your
man
was
smart
when
he
broke
your
heart
Because
if
Mix-
A-
Lot
a cut
ya,
you
a fell
apart
Wearin'
polyester slacks,
with
elastic
in
the back
You could
flatten
Schwarzenegger in
a
wrestling
match
You
got
lips
like
a character
in some
cartoon
With
a pink
posterior,
you
big
baboon
Verse 10
Your
just
a
Interlude 3
Verse 11
Now
Bremerton's
a city
right
outside
of
mine
Most
girls
there
are ducks,
but
a few
are
fine
But
the
ones
that
I speak
about
Used
their face
for catchin'
trout
Vacuum
clears
for
a
mouth
You
know
what
I'm talkin'
about
Mud
ducks,
hockey
pucks,
drivers
of
Mack
trucks
Lame
brains,
diesel
trains,
pick
'em
up
you have
to strain
Big
butt,
crew
cut,
extraordinary
gut
Big
momma,
kinda
buff,
Interlude 4
facial
hairs
a
kinda
rough
Verse 12
Duck,
duck,
duck,
duck,
duck,
duck,
duck,
duck
Girl's
a
Bremelo
Duck,
duck,
duck,
duck, duck
The
girl's
a
Bremelo
Duck,
duck,
duck,
duck,
duck,
duck,
duck, duck
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