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Key: C minor
Verse 1
Cm
Cm

I can't believe you got me
Gm
Gm

in some fuckin zoo man
We coulda got with
some bitches, whassup?
Cm
Cm

I know, but fuck that
Gm
Gm

Check out, these an imals
are beautiful, relax!
Man we coulda got with some bitches
And you got me in the fuckin
Cm
Cm

zoo?
[Kool] Look at the giraffe, she
has a pretty ass
[Tim] Aw man, you - you like animals
Gm
Gm

now motherfucker?
[Kool] C'mon man,
I'm just spendin time with the animals
Eb
Eb

[Tim] Aw man, you know youse a bizar
Gm
Gm

re nigga
Ab
Ab

Hey baby, yeah who dyed your hair
blonde?
Gm
Gm

Oh, I like the way your butt look
Db
Db

Uhh, now why don't you change
Gm
Gm

in the bathroom
Eb
Eb

I'mma look through the peephole,
Gm
Gm

peek- a- boo!
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

Yeah - it's that kinky
Cm
Cm

I used to grab honies by they neck,
Gm
Gm

piss on they eyebrows
Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

Open they rectum to throw the
bombs down they asshole
BOOM! I blew them panties
G
G

out the room
Gm
Gm

Emergency, emergency, it's a urgency
Cm
Cm

Her asshole out of order,
Gm
Gm

her stomach ain't workin B
Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

The doctor there with
penicillin for her butthead
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

Operation attack,
wires hooked on the booty
Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

With three lights and rubber gloves
tryin to find the coochie
Cm
Cm

Her legs were splattered,
Gm
Gm

Eb
Eb

flyin on the fuckin camcorder
F#m
F#m

Gm
Gm

I heard the big explosion loud
on the tape recorder
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

I was experimentin,
fuckin with a new invention
Fm
Fm

Gm
Gm

I got nervous and called back the
Cm
Cm

escort service
[Hook: unknown
Gm
Gm

voice] + (Kool Keith)
Eb
Eb

Slow down, one second
Gm
Gm

Excuse me miss,
Cm
Cm

I can't believe I'm about to leave this
Gm
Gm

Eb
Eb

(Look in the mirror) Psycho melodic you
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

jump on my tip
(You got the Vaseline?) Takin me there,
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

with just one kiss
(Alcohol, my sores,
Listerine pouring down my eye)
Cm
Cm

I used to mix soda pops and alco
Gm
Gm

hol with cough drops
Cm
Cm

G
G

Then rub they knee caps and smear they
Gm
Gm

face with Sugar Smacks
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

Open they butts and pour ammonia
down they pussy cracks
Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

Then fight they fire,
pull they hair apart with metal pliers
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

Fuck them with two stiff drinks, up
G
G

on the kitchen sinks
Eb
Eb

Cm
Cm

Make them pour Ajax,
Gm
Gm

Cm
Cm

lick Comet off my nutsac
Gm
Gm

Hold me tight with baseball gloves,
crank the purple light
Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

I used to masturbate to tapes,
"Planet of the Apes"
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

I like Zera, I always wanted to fuck her,
Eb
Eb

get near her
G
G

Gm
Gm

And tell Cornelius get back
and let her feel this
I'm on some groove shit,
Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

not generic new improved shit
G
G

Eb
Eb

With swimmin trunks in bed, my
Cm
Cm

black shoes painted red
G
G

Some hoes are rookies,
Gm
Gm

G
G

Eb
Eb

my sheets filled with oatmeal cookies
Gm
Gm

Can you put more Oreos in
the bed?
Cm
Cm

[Hook: unknown voice] + (Kool Keith)
Slow down,
Gm
Gm

one second (more milk, in the pillow)
Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

Excuse me miss, I can't be lieve I'm about
to leave this
Cm
Cm

(The goodness) Psycho melodic you
Gm
Gm

jump on my tip
Eb
Eb

(Grease, from the kitchen) Takin me
Gm
Gm

there, with just one kiss
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

(Crisco, is what we
Cm
Cm

need)
G
G

Can you bring that gorilla
Em
Em

G
G

Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

over here
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

I want a female giraffe, with extensions,
Eb
Eb

and loooong boots
Gm
Gm

Look at the ass on that animal
Cm
Cm

G
G

Eb
Eb

Cm
Cm

I love, to make love, to little babboons
G
G

Gm
Gm

That is one of my favorite
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

fetishes
Eb
Eb

Fm
Fm

Gm
Gm

And lick that alligator
Outro 1
Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

Eb
Eb

Gm
Gm

Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

Eb
Eb

Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

Cm
Cm

Gm
Gm

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