Bay rum, Lucky Tiger, butch wax,
Hangin' round the barber shop,
a side- burnin' close crop
Mornin' Mr. Furgeson, what's
Stayin' out of trouble like a
I see you're still cuttin' hair,
I'm still cuttin' classes
I got a couple passes to the Ringle Bros. Barn
You lost a little round the middle
and you're lookin' real good
Sittin' on the wagon â??stead of
What's the low- down, Mr. Brown,
I heard your boy's leavin' town?
I bought myself a Struggle Buggy,
Throw me over th' sports page,
I always been for Pittsburgh,
The Pirates get the pennant and
the series â??fore their done
The hair's gettin' longer ,
you know the skirts are gettin' shorter
And don't you know that you can get a
cheaper haircut if you want to cross the border
If your mama saw you smokin',
Now you put it out, you juvenile,
Well, if I had a million dollars,
I'd probably be a barber,
Still got your paper route,
And you can pay me double,
Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short as mine
Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short
You got your hair cut just as short
You got your hair cut just as short