never was a teacher's pet,
Don't know how I ever passed
No one gave me half a chance
People here think I'm dumb
Sitting here with you's no fun
Lucky that I choked on this glass
Couldn't pay an R .T. on your tab
Only to find that's cancelled today
I never had my homework in
Well, I never was a teacher's pet
Don't know how I ever passed
No one gave me half a chance
No more waiting for the bus or the train
Voting to find class to cancel the day
I never had my homework in
What do you mean I stayed
All my teachers think I'm dumb
I never was a teacher's pet
Don't know how I ever passed
and the summer's all planned
and the summer's all planned
Just sit and wait for the
Then I'll never come back again
There's no extra credit card
You had guns, I'm a stool