baby

baby easy guitar chords by Stephen Lynch

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

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Capo
  • G

  • Am

  • D

  • Em

  • C

  • Esus4

  • G

  • Am

  • D

  • Em

  • C

  • Esus4

  • Intro 1
    G


    Am
    D
    My lady gives birth today,
    Verse 1
    G

    Am
    D
    G

    I run to her room right away,
    Am
    D

    She smiles with glee then
    Em
    C

    hands her to me,
    D

    I look at my newborn and say
    G
    Damn that's an
    Verse 2
    Am
    D

    ugly baby!
    G
    Am

    Damn that's an ugly-ass baby!
    D

    baby!
    Am
    D

    I'm feeling quite concerned,
    Am
    D

    My semen must have turned,
    C
    D
    G

    Damn that's an ugly baby
    Verse 3
    Am

    D
    G

    This is just what I feared,
    Am
    D
    G

    Her head is mishappen and weird,
    Am
    D

    She's skinny like a twig,
    Esus4
    Em
    C

    At least her nuts are big,

    But her hair color doesn't
    D

    match her beard
    Verse 4
    G
    Am
    D

    Damn that's an ugly baby!
    G
    Am

    Goddamn that's an ugly-ass baby!
    D

    baby!
    Am
    D

    I give the doc a smack and say,
    Am
    D

    Can't you stuff her back in,
    C
    D

    Damn that's an ugly baby
    G
    Verse 5
    Am


    And when she smiles I find,
    G
    D
    Am

    Shea mcgowan comes to mind,

    It makes me want to cry,
    G
    D
    Am

    When I look into her good eye,

    I always wanted kids,
    G
    D
    Am

    Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
    Verse 6
    G

    Then the doctor calls me in,
    D

    Mr. lynch, she has a twin...
    Verse 7

    G
    Am
    D

    Damn that's a good lookin baby!
    G
    Am
    D

    One for two on the good lookin babies,
    Am
    D

    I almost start to weep,
    Am
    D

    Now this one we can keep,
    C
    D
    G

    Cause that was an ugly ass baby
    Am
    Damn that's an ugly baby,
    Verse 8
    D

    G
    Am
    D

    Damn that's an ugly ass baby
    G
    Am
    D

    Damn that's an ugly baby
    G
    Am

    Damn that's an ugly baby
    Verse 9
    D

    (I said damn damn damn!

    I wanna throw that shit in the dumpster)
    G
    Am

    Well she's got one good tooth
    D

    and one ear and one eye,
    G
    Am

    And thank god just one nose
    D

    but its on her left thigh,

    The thought of changing
    G

    her di aper each day,
    Am
    D

    Or powdering her ass
    G
    Am

    with that tail in the way,
    D
    G
    Am

    I think I could get a good
    D

    price on ebay
    Verse 10
    G
    Am
    D

    I don't want any ugly baby,
    G
    Am
    D

    I said damn that's an ugly baby,
    G
    Am
    D

    Damn that's an ugly baby
    Outro 1


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