Aunt Thomasina
Aunt Thomasina

Aunt Thomasina easy guitar chords by Sir Mix-a-lot

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  • Verse 1

    You 
    are 

    a time 
    ma
    chine 
    girl, 

    girl 
    you 
    talk 
    too 
    much 

    You 
    are 
    time 
    ma
    chine 
    girl, 

    baby 
    got 
    touch 

    You 
    are 
    a time 
    ma
    chine 
    girl, 

    couldn't 
    make 
    the 
    switch 

    You 
    are 
    a time 
    ma
    chine 
    girl, 
    definition 

    She 
    used 
    to 
    live 
    in the 
    ghetto, 

    now she 
    got 
    a little 
    dough 

    So she 
    wanna 
    play high 
    post, 

    flossin' 
    on the 
    coast, 
    yeah 

    Learned 
    how to 
    sing 
    in the 
    church 

    Got 
    a little 
    record 
    deal 
    poppin', 

    now she 
    puttin' 
    in 
    work 

    We 
    used 
    to kick it 
    back at 
    high 
    school 

    Walkin' 
    round 

    Roosevelt, 
    livin' 
    like straight 
    food 

    But 
    now 

    Miss 

    Thang 
    is a 
    star 

    Rollin' 
    round 

    Bellevue, 
    fakin' 
    in 
    a brand 
    new 
    car 

    Nothin' 
    like 
    the homegirl 
    we 
    know 

    Tryin' 
    to be the 
    rich 
    bitch, 

    sippin' 
    on a 
    cup of 
    cap
    puccino 

    Trippin' 
    cause she 
    got 
    a little 
    contract 

    Now 
    she got a 
    bleach 
    -blind 
    weave 

    and a 
    set of 
    blue 
    con
    tacts 

    don't 
    blame 
    it on 
    the money, 

    I'mma 
    blame 
    it on 
    you 

    Cause your 
    family's 
    sittin' 
    on broke, 
    boo 

    Two 
    shades 
    darker 
    than me 

    But 
    you 
    wanna 
    be lighter 
    than me 

    Thomasina 
    wants 
    her 
    skin 
    bleached 

    You 
    wanna, 
    wanna 
    be 
    wild 

    Girl, 
    you 
    talk 
    too 
    much 

    Sell 
    out 

    You 
    wanna, 
    wanna 
    be 
    wild 

    Baby, 
    try 
    to 
    touch 

    Wan
    na 
    be 

    You wanna, 
    wanna 
    be 
    wild 

    Could
    n't 
    let 
    the 
    game 

    Can't 
    be 
    somethin' 
    you ain't, 

    You 
    wanna, 
    wanna 
    be 
    wild 

    DEFINI
    TION 


    You 
    know 
    the 
    female 
    entertainers 

    I'm talkin' 
    bout 

    Rollin' 
    round 

    Beverly 

    Hill
    s with 
    they asses 
    out 

    Her 
    first 
    name 
    used 
    to be 

    Shaniqua 

    Now 
    she 
    claims 

    Heather 
    when you 
    call 

    her on the 
    beep 
    -bop 

    She 
    ain't 
    got 
    no 
    more 
    slang 

    And 
    if 
    her brother 
    like 
    grits, 

    then her 
    brother 
    can't 
    hang 

    Don't 
    even 
    think 
    about 
    beans 
    and rice 

    Cause 
    ever since 
    she 
    made the 
    switch, 

    baby 
    don't eat 
    spice 

    And 
    she 
    don't 
    like 
    rap, 

    but she'll 
    use 
    it 

    Callin' 
    hip 
    -hop straight 

    jungle 
    bunny 
    music 

    Steadily 
    complainin' 

    bout her 
    rump 
    size 

    Tummy 
    tuck, 
    butt tuck, 

    now she's 
    tryin' 
    to get the 
    skinny 
    thighs 

    She's 
    a queen 
    of the 
    liposuction 

    Her 
    titties 
    come complete 

    with 
    instruc
    tions 

    Her 
    lips 
    used to 
    have 
    the juice 

    Till 
    she 
    got them 
    reduced 

    And 
    look at 
    what 

    Dr. 

    Giggles 
    produced 

    ,000 
    pinch 
    nose 
    job 

    Lookin' 
    hella 
    dumb, 
    grill 
    sittin' 
    on 
    live 

    Got 
    both 
    nostrils 
    pressed 
    to your 
    face 

    Now 
    you're 
    singin' 
    like you 

    got 
    the flu 
    noseplugged 

    You 
    are 
    chamoisthema, 

    girl 
    you 
    fuck 
    too 
    much 

    You 
    are 
    chamois
    thema, 
    baby 
    not 
    touch 

    You 
    are 
    chamois
    thema, 

    couldn't 
    make 
    the 
    switch 

    You 
    are 
    chamois
    thema, 
    definition 

    Take 
    me 
    to the 
    dancefloor 





    No 
    khakis 
    and 
    goatees 
    accepted 

    She 
    might 
    date a 
    sellout, 
    but everything 
    else 

    gets re
    jected 

    Sittin' 
    in the 
    crib, 
    lattes 
    and bagels 

    All 
    the 
    house 
    artworks 
    by 

    Na
    gel 

    Aunt 

    Thomasina 
    wants to 
    meet 
    an 

    Uncle 

    Tom 

    And 
    have 
    a little 

    Tommy 
    boy and 
    she can 
    be the 
    mom 

    And 
    how 
    does 

    Aunt 

    Tomasina 
    kick 
    it? 

    Standing 
    in the 
    line with 

    Barry 

    Manilow 
    tickets 

    She 
    likes to 
    play a 
    little 

    Tom 

    Jones 

    Take 
    a little 
    strice 
    and inflate 
    with the 

    CEOs 

    Ladies 
    in 
    the biz, 
    have you 
    seen 
    her? 

    The 
    epitome 
    of 
    sellout, 
    the 

    Aunt 

    Tomasina 

    You 
    want 

    Aunt 

    Tomas
    ina? 

    Girl, 
    you've 
    got 
    too 
    much 

    You 
    want 

    Aunt 

    To
    masina? 

    Baby's 
    out 
    of 
    touch 

    You 
    want 

    Aunt 

    Tomasina? 

    Couldn't 
    wrap 
    the 
    twist 

    You 
    are 
    chamois
    thema, 
    definition 

    You 
    are 
    chamoisthema 

    You 
    are 
    chamoisthema 

    You 
    are 
    chamoisthema 

    You 
    are 
    chamoisthema, 

    definition 


    Yeah, 
    look at 
    you baby 

    Sittin' 
    in the mirror, 

    straight
    in' out 
    that 
    blind 
    weed 

    The 
    last 

    Jake 
    that tried 
    to 
    be what 
    he was
    n't almost 
    went 
    to 
    jail, 

    if you 
    know what I'm 
    talk
    in' 
    about 

    Sellout 

    can 
    see 
    your 
    new 
    growth, 
    baby 


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