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Aunt Thomasina easy guitar chords by 
Sir Mix-a-lot
N/A•
Verse 1
Em
G
A
B
D
You are
Em
D
a time machine girl,
Em
D
girl you talk too much
Em
D
You are a time machine girl,
Em
D
baby got a touch
Em
D
You are a time machine girl,
Em
D
couldn't make the switch
Em
D
G
You are a time machine girl, definition
A
B
Em
She used to live in the ghetto,
now she got a little dough
D
Em
So she wanna play high post,
D
Em
flossin' on the coast, yeah
Learned how to sing in the church
Got a little record deal poppin',
D
Em
now she puttin' in work
We used to kick it back at high school
Walkin' round
D
Roosevelt, livin' like straight food
Em
But now
Miss
Thang is a star
D
Rollin' round
Em
Bellevue, fakin' in a brand new car
Nothin' like the homegirl we know
Tryin' to be the rich bitch,
D
sippin' on a cup of cappuccino
Em
Trippin' cause she got a little contract
Now she got a bleach -blind weave
D
Em
and a set of blue con tacts
I don't blame it on the money,
I'mma blame it on you
Cause your family's sittin' on broke, boo
Two shades darker than me
But you wanna be lighter than me
Thomasina wants her skin bleached
D
You wanna, wanna be wild
Em
D
Girl, you talk too much
Em
Sell out
D
You wanna, wanna be wild
Em
D
Baby, try to touch
Em
Wanna be
D
You wanna, wanna be wild
Em
Couldn't let the game
Can't be somethin' you ain't,
D
G
You wanna, wanna be wild
A
Em
G
DEFINITION
A
Bm
Em
You know the female entertainers
I'm talkin' bout
Rollin' round
Beverly
D
Hills with they asses out
Em
Her first name used to be
Shaniqua
Now she claims
Heather when you call
D
her on the beep -bop
Em
She ain't got no more slang
And if her brother like grits,
D
Em
then her brother can't hang
Don't even think about beans and rice
Cause ever since she made the switch,
baby don't eat spice
And she don't like rap,
but she'll use it
Callin' hip -hop straight
jungle bunny music
Steadily complainin'
bout her rump size
Tummy tuck, butt tuck,
now she's tryin' to get the skinny thighs
She's a queen of the liposuction
Her titties come complete
D
with instructions
Em
Her lips used to have the juice
Till she got them reduced
And look at what
Dr.
D
Giggles produced
Em
A 6 ,000 pinch nose job
D
Lookin' hella dumb, grill sittin' on live
Em
Got both nostrils pressed to your face
D
Em
Now you're singin' like you
got the flu noseplugged
D
Em
You are chamoisthema,
D
Em
D
girl you fuck too much
Em
D
Em
D
You are chamoisthema, baby not a touch
Em
D
You are chamoisthema,
Em
D
couldn't make the switch
Em
D
G
You are chamoisthema, definition
A
Bm
Em
D
Take me to the dancefloor
Em
D
Em
D
Em
D
G
A
Em
No khakis and goatees accepted
She might date a sellout, but everything else
D
Em
gets rejected
Sittin' in the crib, lattes and bagels
All the house artworks by
D
Nagel
Aunt
Em
Thomasina wants to meet an
Uncle
Tom
And have a little
Tommy boy and she can be the mom
And how does
Aunt
Tomasina kick it?
Standing in the line with
Barry
Manilow tickets
She likes to play a little
Tom
Jones
D
Em
Take a little strice and inflate with the
D
CEOs
Em
Ladies in the biz, have you seen her?
The epitome of sellout, the
Aunt
Tomasina
You want
Aunt
D
Tomasina?
Em
D
Girl, you've got too much
Em
You want
Aunt
D
Tomasina?
Em
D
Baby's out of touch
Em
You want
Aunt
Tomasina?
D
Couldn't wrap the twist
Em
D
G
You are chamoisthema, definition
A
B
Em
You are chamoisthema
You are chamoisthema
You are chamoisthema
You are chamoisthema,
G
A
Bm
Em
definition
Yeah, look at you baby
D
Sittin' in the mirror,
Em
D
straightin' out that blind weed
Em
The last
E
Em
Jake that tried to be what he wasn't almost went to jail,
D
Em
if you know what I'm talkin' about
D
Sellout
I can see your new growth, baby
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