Key: G major
Verse 1
A
D
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
Old iron, old iron."
Verse 2
my dear old Uncle Bill,
He went and kicked the bucket
to see my Auntie Jane.
my derby kell.
and it made me look a swell.
I went out, strolling round about.
Verse 3
to London on the spree.
C
A
D
I saw the mayor of London there.
A
D
That's who I went to see.
A
D
I shouted, "come on,
C
G
Ab
D
G
boys! All throw your hats up in the air."
Just then the mayor,
he began to smile,
Pointed to my face and said,
"Lor Lummy, what a dial!"
F
Eb
Started Lord- a- mayor
D
ing, and then to my dismay,
G
D
G
C
D
A
He pointed to my watch and
D
G
D
A
D
G
chain and shouted to me, "Hey,
Any old iron? ..."
Verse 4
A
married
A
D
G
The way the people laughed at me, it
made me feel a clown.
D
C
G
I arrived in a carriage called a hack,
When I suddenly discovered I'd
G
So I walked down the aisle, dressed in style,
C
G
The vicar took a look at me
G
C
The organ started playing. The bells
A
D
G
The people started laughing
Ab
Eb
Ab
and the choir began to sing,
Db
Eb
"Any old iron? ..."
Verse 5
Kicked the bucket = died.
Ab
Eb
Derby kell = a portly chest stomach.
Db
Ab
Eb
Ab
Eb
A swell = a well off gentleman
Outro 1
Dial = Cockney slang for face
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C A D Ab...
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