Key: C major•
Intro 1
C
G
Am
G
C
F
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C
F
G
C
F
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C
Dm
F
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I hate
Verse 1
C
F
G
Santa cos he doesn't exist
Dm
G
Christmas tree and stockings
Dm
G
All add up to nothing
G
C
F
My Nintendo and my He
-Man playset
Dm
G
Snowman and your good chin
Dm
G
They're not welcome round here
Am
G
BUST A HOLE! I love me dead Santa
Am
G
on your snowflake jumper
Am
G
toughy rasps out the back
G
C
F
is a pony with a jetpack
G
C
F
G
C
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C
Dm
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G
C
F
G
I hate Santa cos he always brings me
C
F
G
Glad tidings of Mariah Carey
Dm
G
The season is always dead
Dm
G
It filled me with such hatred
Am
G
BUST A HOLE! I'll only text Santa
Am
G
on your snowflake jumper
Am
G
your arse out the back
F
G
in the Malcolm Houses
F
G
including the mountains
C
F
With all of a sudden, and into the fray,
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C
F
a sprinkling of a jingling of a tinkling sleigh
G
C
F
Out stepped a bearded, rotund old man
C
F
with a suit of ruby red and an arctic tan
G
C
F
His jolly demeanour and amiable ways
G
C
were replaced by a grimace and
F
G
foul -mannered gaze
F
G
Enjoy it while it
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G
You ungrateful fuck!
C
G
I spent Christmas Eve giving
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G
presents and cheer
C
G
while you sat around drinking
F
G
whiskey and beer
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G
I've said dead and contrite,
C
F
G
with that Santa left, running to the light
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G
C
I guess if we leave too, is don't be a bitch,
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or Santa will hate you!
C
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C
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
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C
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Buster Hawes!
G
Am
G
A lonely dead Santa
Am
G
on your snowflake jumper
Am
G
your arse out the back
F
G
I just want a pony!
C
Am
G
Buckle up, it's not only Dead Santa
Am
G
or your snowflake jumper
Am
G
up your arse out the back
G
C
is a pony with a jetpack
F
G
C
Pony with a jetpack
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G
C
Pony with a jetpack
F
G
Pony with a jetpack
C
Dm
F
G
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