Key: D major
Verse 1
D
G
If I were a businessman
D
G
I'd stuff my suit right down the toilet pan
D
C
It's appalling
D
C
Who's he fooling?
G
Holy
Pope
C
D
It could save him
C
Am
A
An d tell him
D
G
A
if he's quick
He could dine with
D
Margaret
A
D
Send him to the planet of
G
D
G
the aliens of the
Bb
C
D
Lord
If I drove a
G
D
London cab I'd shut my
D
C
Am
D
No more jingo, damn the bingo
C
Am
D
If I were the
Wales
D
G
I smear manure on my top hat
D
C
and tell it's abandoned
Am
D
C
Am
A
So redundant
D
G
Lock him in the tower
A
D
G
A
Give the bird a damn good send -off
G
D
G
D
In the kingdom of the planet
G
D
G
of the aliens of the
Interlude 1
moon
Bb
C
Bb
C
Bb
C
D
Bb
C
Bb
C
Bb
C
D
D
C#
Verse 2
Hello, this is
London.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD G C Am A...
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