alcopollack chords by
Nofx
Nofx

N/A
Key: C major
Verse 1
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D

How does the drunkest
Em
Em

person on the bus
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G

Wake up and manage to take
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D

A
A

D
D

such good care of us?
An honorable man that's
Em
Em

impossible to hate
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G

Even though his laugh to joke ratio
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A

is about one and eight
Verse 2
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G

Em
Em

What is it about him,
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D

G
G

Em
Em

G
G

D
D

what sets him apart?
Em
Em

How does such a tiny person
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A

Bm
Bm

have such a big heart?
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G

He only sometimes drops the ball
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Like the six times he told
the bus to leave
When one of us was at a petrol station
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shitting in a bathroom stall
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Verse 3
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D

Bm
Bm

G
G

That's David Pollack, alcoholic
Bm
Bm

A
A

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G

A
A

Real dedication to inebriation
Bm
Bm

My friend David,
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F#m
F#m

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G

master of kung fu
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D

We're all singing this song
A
A

just to say thank you
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And one day we're gonna get you back
Verse 4
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D

He's not a giant man but he repres
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Em

ents some giant voices
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G

But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't
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make the greatest choices
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D

He might excel in tours and food,
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Em

but he lacks a bit in tact
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G

Em
Em

He told Dexter that his band sucks
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A

and he called Matt Freeman fat
Bm
Bm

Verse 5
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D
D

A
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D
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He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tres
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Cool's first wife and fiancée
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A

That's how he lost Bad Religion,
the Offspring
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Bm
Bm

Rancid, Pennywise,
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F#m

G
G

the Mad Caddies, Rise Against
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But the one that hurt the most
Verse 6
must've been Green Day
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Bm
Bm

That's Alcopollack
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, philanthro- folic
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A
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Grappa all nighter, bar fight inciter
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Bm

My friend David,
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G

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for all your dedication
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This song's for you to
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show our appreciation
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But why do you always have to be
Outro 1
on vacation?
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G

D
D

Em
Em

D
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Em
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D
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Em
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A
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