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alcopollack chords by 
Nofx
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Verse 1
C
How does the drunkest
Dm
person on the bus
F
Wake up and manage to take
C
G
C
such good care of us?
An honorable man that's
Dm
impossible to hate
F
Even though his laugh to joke ratio
G
is about one and eight
Verse 2
F
Dm
What is it about him,
C
F
Dm
F
C
what sets him apart?
Dm
How does such a tiny person
G
Am
have such a big heart?
F
He only sometimes drops the ball
G
Like the six times he told
the bus to leave
When one of us was at a petrol station
C
shitting in a bathroom stall
G
Verse 3
C
Am
F
That's David Pollack, alcoholic
Am
G
F
G
Real dedication to inebriation
Am
My friend David,
F
Em
F
master of kung fu
C
We're all singing this song
G
just to say thank you
F
And one day we're gonna get you back
Verse 4
C
He's not a giant man but he repres
Dm
ents some giant voices
F
But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't
G
make the greatest choices
C
He might excel in tours and food,
Dm
but he lacks a bit in tact
F
Dm
He told Dexter that his band sucks
G
and he called Matt Freeman fat
Am
Verse 5
F
C
G
F
C
He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tres
G
C
Cool's first wife and fiancée
G
That's how he lost Bad Religion,
the Offspring
C
Am
Rancid, Pennywise,
Em
F
the Mad Caddies, Rise Against
G
But the one that hurt the most
Verse 6
must've been Green Day
G
C
Am
That's Alcopollack
G
, philanthro- folic
F
G
Grappa all nighter, bar fight inciter
Am
My friend David,
F
Dm
for all your dedication
C
This song's for you to
G
show our appreciation
F
But why do you always have to be
Outro 1
on vacation?
F
C
Dm
C
Dm
C
Dm
G
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