alcopollack chords by
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Nofx

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Key: C major
Verse 1
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How does the drunkest
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person on the bus
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Wake up and manage to take
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such good care of us?
An honorable man that's
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impossible to hate
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Even though his laugh to joke ratio
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is about one and eight
Verse 2
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What is it about him,
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what sets him apart?
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How does such a tiny person
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have such a big heart?
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He only sometimes drops the ball
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Like the six times he told
the bus to leave
When one of us was at a petrol station
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shitting in a bathroom stall
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Verse 3
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That's David Pollack, alcoholic
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Real dedica tion to inebriation
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My friend David,
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master of kung fu
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We're all singing this song
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just to say thank you
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And one day we're gonna get you back
Verse 4
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He's not a giant man but he repres
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ents some giant voices
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But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't
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make the greatest choices
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He might excel in tours and food,
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but he lacks a bit in tact
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He told Dexter that his band sucks
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and he called Matt Freeman fat
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Verse 5
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He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tres
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Cool's first wife and fiancée
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That's how he lost Bad Religion,
the Offspring
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Ran cid, Pennywise,
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the Mad Cad dies, Rise Against
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But the one that hurt the most
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must've been Green Day
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That's Alcopollack
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, philanthro- folic
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Grappa all nighter, bar fight inciter
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My friend David,
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for all your ded ication
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This song's for you to
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show our appreciation
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But why do you always have to be
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on vacation?
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