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A Kitchen Porter's Tale easy guitar chords by 
The Cleaners From Venus
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Intro 1
G
D
C
G
C
G
D
C
Em
G
Verse 1
C
G
It was back
C
in the bistro in the days of yore
Em
Where I washed up dishes
B
and I mopped the floor
There was
C
G
Christmas drizzle, nearly never snow
There was
A
Am
Slade and
D
Wizard on the radio
G
And the chef was
D
C
Marcus, who was my good mate
D
Em
While the downstairs waitress
B
was a girl cold cased
C
And we smoked our rollies
G
by the backdoor bin
Am
As the trays went out and
D
then the trays came in
Merry
Am
Bm
G
Christmas to you one and all,
C
now onward sail
D
Am
Bm
This is just another humble
G
Pidgeon
C
D
C
Bm
Potter's tale
D
G
Now in those dark days and
C
even darker nights
D
Em
There was much rejoicing,
B
there were festive fights
C
But the thing I best recall
G
was what a laugh
A
That we had with front of
D
house and kitchen staff
G
D
There were some disasters,
C
there were sometimes tears
D
Em
But the roar of
B
Christmas echoes down the years
C
With the office parties and
G
the restaurant full
Am
The bosses and the
D
secretaries on the ball
Merry
Am
G
Christmas to you boys and girls,
C
now drink your ale
D
Am
This is just a humble
G
C
Es sex kitchen porter's
D
C
Bm
D
C
tale
Bm
D
Am
Em
B
Meanwhile in
D
December chill,
A
C
B
F#m
a priest walks briskly up
East
B
Hill
Em
B
And he opens up the doors of
St.
D
James the
Great
A
And the bells ring
Em
Bm
Christmas
B
E
Em
E
Day
A
B
E
A
B
G
D
G
We were all much younger than us,
C
you may be
With a
Em
B
Christmas crush you have a secret
C
Which can never happen if
G
the parts don't fit
Am
D
Trust me now, you'll all get over it
G
D
For the buff young potters
C
all become old men
Em
And the girls they fancy
B
will be old as them
C
With their wildflower summers
G
underneath the plough
Am
G
Learn to recognise your
D
good times now
Merry
Am
Christmas boys and girls
Bm
C
D
Don't let that love -like fail
Am
Bm
C
This is just another humble kitchen potter's
D
C
Bm
A
D
C
tale
Bm
A
D
C
D
Bm
D
D
You
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