A Crash Of Rhinoceros
A Crash Of Rhinoceros

A Crash Of Rhinoceros easy guitar chords by Carrie Newcomer

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  • Verse 1
    When 
    Adam 
    went out 
    to 

    name 
    the 
    animals 

    He sat 
    on 
    a rock 
    and he 
    figured 

    Horse 
    and 
    cow 
    and 
    goat 
    and 
    sheep 

    Were the 
    be
    st 
    names 
    that 

    he 
    could 
    de
    liver 

    But Eve 
    looked 
    around 
    at 
    all 
    of 
    that 
    glory 

    Said 
    Hon 
    think 
    we 
    should 

    consider

    Something 
    a bit 
    more 
    unique 
    and 
    refined 

    For 
    each 
    and 
    every 
    critter 

    Verse 2
    It's 
    crash 
    of 
    rhinoceros 

    pomp 
    of 
    Pekinese 

    It's 
    gaggle 
    of 
    geese 
    and 

    a swarm 
    of 
    bees 

    A par
    liament 
    of 
    owl 
    and 
    gam 
    of 
    whale 

    pande
    monium 
    of 
    parrot 

    and 
    watch 
    of 
    nightingale 

    huddle 
    of 
    walrus, 
    company 
    of 
    moles 

    Exulta
    tion 
    of 
    lark 
    and 
    murder 
    of 
    crow 

    simple 
    flock 
    sheep 
    and 
    herd 
    of 
    deer 

    Its 
    a bask 
    of 
    crocodiles 

    and a sleuth 
    of 
    bear 

    Verse 3
    Adam 
    looked 
    shocked 
    and 

    scratched 
    his 
    head 

    Eve 
    stood 
    there 
    happy 

    and beam
    ing 

    The animals 
    gathered 
    in 
    close 
    to 
    their feet 

    With 
    roars 
    of 
    delight, 
    barks 
    and singing 

    She's 
    on 
    a roll 
    and 
    just 
    getting 
    started 

    The 
    birds 
    and 
    beasts 
    held 
    their 
    breath 

    What 
    fine 
    appellation 
    would 
    they 
    receive 

    And 
    which 
    one 
    of 
    them 

    would 
    be 
    the 
    nex
    t? 

    Verse 4
    It's 
    team 
    of 
    oxen 
    and 

    mob 
    of kangaroo 

    It's 
    a charm 
    of 
    flinch 
    if 
    there 

    are more 
    than two 

    A troubling 
    of 
    goldfish, 
    a cluster 
    of cats 

    A bloat 
    of hippopotami, 

    a cloud 
    of 
    bats 

    Ostenta
    tion 
    of 
    peacock, 
    barren 
    of 
    mules 

    An 
    army 
    of 
    ant, 
    nurs
    ery 
    of 
    raccoon 

    parcel 
    of 
    penguins, 
    dray 
    of squirrels 

    bed 
    of 
    oyster 
    with 
    or 
    without 
    the 
    pearls 

    Verse 5
    All 
    that 
    naming 
    lasted 
    far into 
    the night 

    Until 
    even 
    the 
    insects 
    had 
    groupings 

    Eve 
    was 
    still 
    bright 
    eyed 
    and 

    willing 
    to finish 

    Though her 
    shoulders 
    and fig 

    leaves 
    were 
    drooping 

    Adam 
    said, 
    â??Darling I'm 

    proud 
    and 
    amazed 

    You're 
    really 
    one 
    heck 
    of a 
    wo
    man 

    So 
    let's 
    go 
    to 
    sleep 
    and 

    tomor
    row 
    we'll 
    rise 

    And 
    we'll start 
    naming 
    the rocks 

    plants 
    and 
    woodlandsâ?? 

    Verse 6
    It's 
    tittering 
    of 
    magpie, 

    com
    pany 
    of 
    mole 

    It's 
    pride 
    of 
    lions 
    and 
    a tribe 
    of 
    goats 

    plague 
    of 
    locust 
    and 
    pack 
    of 
    dogs 

    A leap 
    of 
    leopard, 
    an 
    array 
    of 
    hedgehog 

    It's 
    caravan 
    of 
    camels, 
    drift 
    of swan 

    A sulk 
    of 
    foxes 
    and 
    the 
    list 
    goes 
    on 

    It's 
    a an 
    prickle 
    of 
    porcupine, 

    battery 
    of 
    hens 

    cohort 
    of 
    zebra 
    and 
    now 
    once 
    again 

    Verse 7
    It's 
    a colony 
    of 
    rabbits, 

    and 
    sounder 
    of 
    boar 

    An 
    ambush 
    of tigers, 
    now 
    just 
    a little 
    more 

    It's 
    a business 
    of 
    ferrets, 
    a swarm 
    of 
    eels 

    covey 
    of 
    quail 
    and 
    pod 
    of 
    seals 

    Verse 8
    It's 
    parade 
    of 
    elephant, 
    dole 
    of 
    dove 

    bale 
    of 
    turtles 
    and 
    all 
    of 
    them 
    love 

    And 
    she 
    kissed 
    the 
    horde 
    of 
    hamsters 

    On 
    their furry 
    little 
    heads, 

    sighed 
    with 
    satisfaction 

    And 
    she 
    went 
    to 
    bed 

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