You Just Can't Win chords by Chad Morgan

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Verse 1
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Oh, you just can't win,
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no matter what you do
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There's al ways something in this life
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to make a fool of you
From the very day that you are born,
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your troubles all begin
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And right through life, till you kick off,
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you just can't win
The baby's cryin' in his cot,
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I'm warm as toast in bed
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Don't you go dear,
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I'll fix him up to my lovin' wife, I said
Then I jumped onto the freezin' floor
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to go and do my job
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But the missus yelled,
put the blankets back,
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you greasy thoughtless slob
Oh, you just can't win,
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no matter what you do
D 
There's al ways something
in this life
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to make a fool of you
From the very day that you are born,
C 
your troubles all begin
D 
And right through life, till you kick off,
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you just can't win
The government rose the basic wage
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by another one and four
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The working man said, whacko, the did,
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the wolf's just left the door
Then he grinned
and told his hungry kids
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to sit back and relax
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But the government took it back again,
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plus an extra thrippin's tax
So you just can't win,
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no matter what you do
D 
There's al ways something in this life
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to make a fool of you
From the very day that you are born,
C 
your troubles all begin
D 
And right through life till you kick off,
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you just can't win
A cowboy record
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never seems to make a hit parade
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This jockey's all turn up their nose,
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say they're a lower grade
Then some rock singer sings the song,
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this jockey's all go mad
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And drool now is the biggest hit
this country's ever had
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Oh, you just can't win,
C 
no matter what you do
D 
There's al ways something in this life
G 
to make a fool of you
From the very day that you are born,
C 
your troubles all begin
D 
And right through life, till you kick off,
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D 
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you just can't win.