Who's Going To Pay For The Wedding chords by Chad Morgan

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Verse 1
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Oh, I've been sittin'
thinkin' about my wedding day
I ain't got no money,
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but someone's gotta pay
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So I think I'll ask her father
to will his dough to me
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And then to blow his brains out with a 303
All the preachers read around the gills
He says, I want my dough
For I ain't gonna marry you,
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you mean young so -and -so
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I want my six quid right away,
I can't give you no time
Or how the heck can I buy juice
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for my new custom line?
Then he said, my son,
I must confess that you're a crafty one
It takes a lot of cleverness
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to do what you have done
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You took the bell down from my church
as bold as anything
Then you gave it to your bride -to -be
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so she could have a ring
Well, I sent a wire up to my dad
Said, please send, oh, I'm stuck
But he sent back a letter
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Says, son, you're out of luck
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I've saved and saved for years and years
Till my fortune beg to grow
But your mother found my hiding place
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And now I got no dough
So I got myself a pension,
I thought that I'd be set
They'll pay me every fortnight,
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I'll get married now you bet
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And then at the reception,
there'll be lots and lots of grog
But the money from a pension
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wouldn't feed a flaming dog
Oh, there's only one thing left to do,
it don't seem fair, I know
But we'll have to try our hardest
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and help Australia grow
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Then child in down that we can save
till we have enough to pay
To preach a man to tie the knot
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on our wedding day you