The Psychiatrist's Joy From Kingaroy chords by Chad Morgan

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Verse 1
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Women sure are lovely things,
most fellas think so too
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But I'd like to tell you all about a sheila
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I once knew I met her at Kingaroy
where all the peanuts grow
And I tell you, friend,
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without a doubt
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she's the biggest nut I know
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But don't you people get the notion
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that she wasn't cute
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You should have seen that
Sheila's nose,
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boy was it a pute
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She used to stand outside the pub
in sunshine, rain or hail
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And the fellas used to use her snout
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for a hitch and rail
She had a very soothing voice,
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she bellowed like a  bull
So we yoked her with the Bullock team
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to see how she could pull
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Although she hauled a load of logs
through six inches of mud
In the end we had to let her go,
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course she wouldn't chew her cut
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Once I  tried to steal a kiss
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so I sneaked past her big snout
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But I got tangled in her beard
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and I couldn't get out
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So the cobber brought a reaping hook
and began to hack away
By the time that he had got me free
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he'd cut all next year's hay
She had a set of teeth like mine,
but she was no dope
She cleaned them with a scrubbing brush
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and carbolic soap
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A horse once kicked her in the fangs
and boy was there a blue
When they used a plug of dynamite
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to remove the horse's shoe
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She came down to the cattle yards
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where we were branding stock
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I bet she don't come back no more,
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boy did she get a shock
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When she sat down on a branding iron,
you should have seen her jump
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She's the only sort around the place
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that's branded on the rump
They tell me now that she's okay,
she's got a mighty job
She reckons it's a bonzer way
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to earn a couple of bob
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Whenever there's a droving trip,
she hangs around the boss
And he smartly signs her on,
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cause she's a  beaut pack horse you