Chasing Sorts In Childers chords by Chad Morgan

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Oh, I  am going to Childers
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In search of romance
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And once I get near those Childers sorts
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The local lads won't have a chance
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So hey, hey, Sheilas, come this way
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In answer to my call
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And once you've seen my handsome mug,
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in love with me you'll fall
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But when I got where I was go ing,
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I could see at a glance
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All the dame's fathers
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were waiting for me,
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just to give me a kick in the pants
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But that night I wooed a shy young thing
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and I had to go for my life
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For her old man was a cane farmer
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and he chased me with a
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cane -cutting knife
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Boy, you should have seen me run,
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the rocky male wasn't in the race
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For I knew if he got me with that knife
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then his target wouldn't be
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my face
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And then at last he caught me
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And he pulled off his shirt
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He whacked me on the
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middle of my snout
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Then he ground me in the dirt
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And now I'm in a hospital,
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I'm lying face down on the bed
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They can't use shotguns or boots in here,
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so they used a needle
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from the rear instead
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Oh Lordy, Oh Lordy
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