You Be The Actor chords by Monty Python

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Verse 1
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And now,
the moment you've been waiting for!
Your chance to be like Sir
Lawrence Olivier,
Sir Alec Guinness,
and Lawrence Harvey
in the privacy of your own living room!
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Yes, all you need is this record
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and the scripts applied with it,
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and you too can be a great actor!
You will be playing the part
of Montague,
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the forceful yet bitter disillusioned
and zany Marxist tycoon,
in this new play by a very
good bearded playwright.
Other great British and
Welsh actors
will be playing only minor roles.
Now is your big chance,
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just follow the script as we present
A Case of Evil, starring...
Insert your name here.
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As Montague.
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A police station in Repton.
Morning, Super.
Morning, Wonderful.
Nasty business up at the tower, sir.
Oh yes? What's happened?
Montague shot himself.
Dead? Prayed so, sir.
Blood everywhere.
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We apologise for an error in this
Be a Great Actor in Your
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Own Living Room
section of the record.
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Owing to an error
in the selection of the play,
the character of Montague
does not appear to speak throughout
the production.
So let's go straight on to number two in your scripts,
All Quiet on the Western Front.
You are Charles, just back from the war,
and to help you become a great actor,
a buzzer will go when it is your
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turn to speak.
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All Quiet on the Western Front.
Adapted for radio
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by Jeff Astle and Jean Genet.
Episode 8. Charles Returns to Barclay Manor.
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Oh! Charles! Charles! Charles!
Oh, Charles! I... I never thought
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I'd see you again.
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Oh, that's wonderful news.
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But why? Are you... Where? Oh, no.
Yes, Charles? I love you, too.
But what? Shut off?
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Completely?
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Will Charles ever play football again?
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Does Asquith really know
what is happening to the chaps
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in France?
And is Belinda such a good…
as everyone says?
Don't miss next week's
for episode.
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