Wet T-Shirt Night chords by Frank Zappa

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Verse 1
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D 
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It looks to
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me
like something funny
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is going on around here
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People laughing and dancing
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and paying entirely too much for their beer
C 
And they all think they
D 
are queen out of sight
C 
And they're ready to party
D 
cause the sign outside
G 
says it's red t -shirt night
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And they all crave some
Gm 
D 
Gm 
hot delight
A 
D 
The girls are excited
because in a minute they're
G 
gonna get wet
D 
And the boys are delighted
A 
G 
because all the titties will get them upset
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D 
And they all think they are really alright
C 
And they're ready to blow you
D 
Cause the sign outside
G 
says it's wedding t -shirt night
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Gm 
And they all crave some pink delight
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C 
Cm 
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E 
C 
Bbm 
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Em 
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D 
yeah yeah yeah
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C#dim 
Eb 
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yeah
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D 
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Ebm 
yeah yeah yeah
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C 
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D 
When the water gets on them,
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their knees get rigid
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and look pretty bold
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It's a common reaction
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that makes an attraction
G 
whenever it's cold
Am 
C 
D 
And all the fellas, they wish they could bite
C 
All the cute little nuggets,
D 
A 
G 
the lovely girls are showin' off tonight
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Gm 
You know I think it serves them right
C 
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Gm 
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You know I think it serves them right
C 
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Gm 
You know I think it serves them right
C 
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Gm 
You know I think it serves them right
C 