war of the sexes
war of the sexes

war of the sexes easy guitar chords by The Streets

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  • Verse 1
    dream 
    that 
    one 
    day 

    I'll have 
    a child 

    And that 
    child 
    will say 
    to 
    me 
    "dad, 

    what 
    was war?" 

    But 
    it's 
    not 
    going 
    to 
    happen! 

    Verse 2
    It's 
    war 
    of 
    the sexes 
    never 
    get 
    it 
    blud 

    beg 
    that 
    you 
    learn 
    'cos she's 
    clever 

    How 
    attracted 
    to 
    you 
    she 

    is 
    is 
    partly 
    your 
    gab 

    But 
    it's 
    multiplied 
    by 
    how 

    little 
    of 
    you 
    she 
    can 
    have 

    Verse 3
    Oi 
    the reason 
    girls 
    flirt 
    is 
    to work 

    out 
    their worth 

    Whereas 
    men 
    just 
    hanker 
    for 

    the panky 
    to 
    happen 

    Retain 
    this 
    fact 
    I'm hammering, 

    this 
    fact 
    is 
    gonna 
    matter 

    What little 
    you 
    think 

    you're letting 
    by 
    her 
    sly 

    She 
    senses 
    you're near 
    her 

    and smells 
    your 
    desire 

    The 
    general 
    rule 
    of mine 
    : her 

    intellect 
    will 
    be higher 

    Your 
    task 
    is 
    to make 
    her 
    notice 
    you fast 
    but hanker 

    when 
    you don't 
    close 
    in 
    after 

    She knows 
    she 
    can get 
    most 
    dudes 

    but 
    she musn't 
    know 
    about 
    you 

    If 
    you screw 
    this 
    all up 
    and then 
    lose 
    all your 
    cool 
    that's 

    when she 
    ends 
    up liking 
    you 
    as a friend 

    You're not 
    playing 
    at hard 
    to 
    get 

    You're 
    playing 
    at not 

    getting 
    hard-on 
    yet 

    yet 

    Verse 4
    It's 
    war 
    of 
    the sexes 
    never 
    get 
    it 
    blud 

    beg 
    that 
    you 
    learn 
    'cos 
    she's 
    clever 

    How 
    attracted 
    to 
    you 
    she 

    is 
    is 
    partly 
    your 
    gab 

    But 
    it's 
    multiplied 
    by 
    how 

    little 
    of 
    you 
    she can 
    have 

    Verse 5
    And 
    you wanna 
    know what, 
    listen.. 

    Verse 6
    The answer 
    is to 
    get close 
    enough 
    to 
    her 
    but listen 

    the next 
    thing 
    you just 
    totally 
    blank 
    her 

    You think 
    I'm 
    fuckin' 
    mad 
    don't 

    ya 
    but 
    I don't 
    shag 
    on my 
    own 

    Get 
    somewhere 
    close 
    to 
    the lamb 
    but 

    then glance 
    and turn 
    to 
    the man 

    You 
    need 
    to 
    get near 
    to the 
    lamb 
    but 
    she 

    doesn't 
    want 
    to feel 
    cramped 

    Instead 
    of cowering 
    up 
    to the 
    hostile 

    lamb 
    bowl 
    up 
    to the 
    trusting 
    man 

    It's 
    much 
    easier 
    talking 
    to 
    him, 

    he doesn't 
    suspect 
    you 
    want 
    anything 

    (just tell him 
    something 
    like..) 

    Did 
    you 
    know 
    cigarette 
    lighters 
    were 

    invented 
    before 
    matches? 

    It's abc making 
    a he 
    break 
    with 
    glee 

    'Cos 
    he isn't 
    suspicious 
    you're trying 

    to muscle 
    into 
    his 
    missus 

    Do 
    you know 
    what I'm talking 
    about 

    that's why 
    I'm talking 
    about 

    Verse 7
    It's a war 
    of 
    the sexes 
    never 
    get 
    it 
    blud 

    beg 
    that 
    you 
    learn 
    'cos 
    she's 
    clever 

    How 
    attracted 
    to 
    you 
    she 

    is 
    is 
    partly 
    your 
    gab 

    But 
    it's 
    multiplied 
    by 
    how 
    little 

    of 
    you 
    she 
    can 
    have 

    Verse 8
    The woman 
    is 
    a highly 
    socially-practiced 
    master 
    master 
    in 
    body 
    language, 

    dab-handed 
    actress 

    actress 

    She's 
    calculating 
    all 
    the mad 
    facts 
    and 
    the figures 

    while 
    you're 
    pretending 
    to 
    listen 
    staring 
    at 
    her 
    tits 

    Verse 9
    It's 
    war 
    of 
    the 
    sexes 
    never 
    get 
    it 
    blud 

    beg 
    that 
    you 
    learn 
    'cos 
    she's 
    clever 

    How 
    attracted 
    to 
    you 
    she 

    is 
    is 
    partly 
    your 
    gab 

    But 
    it's 
    multiplied 
    by 
    how 

    little 
    of 
    you 
    she 
    can 
    have 

    Verse 10
    It's 
    war 
    of 
    the sexes 
    never 
    get 
    it 
    blud 

    beg 
    that 
    you 
    learn 
    'cos 
    she's 
    clever 

    How 
    attracted 
    to 
    you 
    she 

    is 
    is 
    partly 
    your 
    gab 

    But 
    it's 
    multiplied 
    by 
    how 
    little 

    of 
    you 
    she 
    can 
    have 

    Verse 11
    Elementary, 

    my 
    dear 
    cousin 
    (elementary) 

    I cannot 
    state 
    this 
    enough 

    She 
    must 
    not clock 
    your 
    flop 

    You can't 
    placard 
    your march 

    Your 
    threws seclude 
    your 
    moves 

    Or you're 
    colluding well 
    weapon 

    Verse 12
    It's 
    war 
    of 
    the sexes 
    never 
    get 
    it 
    blud 

    beg 
    that 
    you 
    learn 
    'cos 
    she's 
    clever 

    How 
    attracted 
    to 
    you 
    she 

    is 
    is 
    partly 
    your 
    gab 

    But 
    it's 
    multiplied 
    by 
    how 

    Verse 13
    little 
    of 
    you 
    she 
    can 
    have 


    And 
    remember 
    not 
    to get 

    hammered 
    either 

    'Cos 
    people 
    who 
    get 

    hammered 
    don't 
    get 
    to nail 

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