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Vossi Bop easy guitar chords by 
Stormzy
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Verse 1
Em
Merky- ky- ky-ky
Like
C
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
Verse 2
C#
I tell your girl to link me at the
C
coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets, we're
takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial
Em
C
just to top it off (ayy)
My bruddas don't dab,
Em
C
we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me
at the coffee shop
Gettin' freaky in the sheets,
we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial
Em
C
just to top it off (ayy)
Em
You ain't got a clue, let's be honest
Verse 3
C
I had a couple seeds, I made a forest
Em
I put in the work and take the profit
Lookin' at my girl like "What a goddess"
C
(thank God)
Rule number two,
Em
don't make the promise
If you can't keep the deal then just be
C
honest (just be honest)
Em
I could never die,
I'm Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris)
C
Fuck the government and
fuck Boris (yeah)
I'm a villain,
Em
killin' when I'm barrin'
Brothers in the hood just like
C
the movie that I star in
Servicin' my whip,
Em
I phoned the boss to bring my car in
I could probably take your chick,
C
but I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin', oh
Em
I got the sauce (sauce), don't know what
you thought (thoughts)
Catch me up in the snow in my sliders
C
and my shorts (shorts)
Chicks tryna get my brother
Em
Flipz to share his thoughts
C
I think he's tryna tell me I should
Em
C
tell her he don't talk
I don't fuck with her
Yeah, I used to hit it but you're
Em
stuck with her
C
Man, I wouldn't even try my
Em
luck with her
C
Gyal say I'm bougie (word), way
too exclusive (word)
Chillin' in Dubai know I get it all
inclusive (word)
Em
Now may I ask if you can find
C
it in your spirit (yeah)
Em
To leave us all alone and go and mind
your fuckin' business
C
Lookin' in the mirror sayin', "Mikey,
you're the illest" (yeah)
When I'm James Bond,
C#
C
tryna live my movie like I'm Idris
So we telling 'em look
Em
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
Verse 4
Em
(ayy)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee
C
shop (ayy)
Em
Gettin' freaky in the sheets,
we're takin' body shots (ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
just to top it off (ayy)
My bruddas don't dab,
we just Vossi bop (ayy)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee
C
shop (ayy)
Em
Gettin' freaky in the sheets,
we're takin' body shots (ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
just to top it off (ayy)
C
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
Verse 5
So much Vossi I might open up
Em
C
a Vossi shop
Em
C#
Mummy sayin' that I need
Em
to get some sleep
All this flyin' overseas is always
fuckin' up my body clock
And all this stress has got me wrackin'
C
at my brain (ayy, ayy)
Em
So tell these likkle fishes back up off
C
my name (ayy, ayy)
Em
I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain
Cah the rules are kinda different when you're
C#
Em
baddin' up the game (straight)
Baddin' up the game,
bad it up again (yeah)
Had 'em up before,
C
have 'em up again (yeah)
Fake bruddas, man,
your mandem will pretend (yeah)
Pussy by himself,
Em
he's battlin' with his friends
C
Em
C
Aww, you man are so insecure, man,
it's a joke (man, it's a joke)
I need a Ballon D'or,
'cause I'm the GOAT (still the GOAT)
If you believe in your source then raise
a toast (raise a toast)
These are some genius thoughts
so make the most
Em
C
Told her "Save me some"
Em
C
I need all the homage,
Em
C
could you pay me some?
Man a droppin' bangers on
your baby mums
Em
C
Gyals say I'm rude (word), they
Em
wanna see me nude (word)
C
My name stiff chocolate,
I got nothing left to prove
Em
C
I got holes in my lapel,
Em
rubbin' shoulders with your girl
C
Em
Which one of, said that I would
C
Em
go to jail? (wah?)
C
Em
Well, I guess you have to hold a L
Bm
Em
C
Tell 'em "This is London city,
Em
C
C#
C
we the hottest in the world"
What we tellin' 'em? Look
Verse 6
My bruddas don't dab,
we just Vossi bop (ayy)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee
C
shop (ayy)
Gettin' freaky in the sheets,
we're takin' body shots (ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
just to top it off (ayy)
My bruddas don't dab,
we just Vossi bop (ayy)
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee
shop (ayy)
Gettin' freaky in the sheets,
we're takin' body shots (ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
just to top it off (ayy)
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