Thou Shalt Honor Thy Father And Thy Mother chords by Frank Zappa
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Verse 1
(G minor) (A minor) (D minor) (A minor)
Well, (D minor) I'll give you the (E flat minor) best example
(E minor) of why (A minor) such a (F major) panel is a (E minor) pure (D minor) fiction
And a pure fantasy
(A minor) You ever heard of the Grammys?
Do you know anything about (D minor)
(E flat minor) NARAS?
Have you ever heard of the
NARAS credo?
That's that (A minor) little— I
saw one one time
The one that I (D minor) saw was written
by Stan (A minor) Freberg
Okay? We were the entertainment (D minor) at the Grammys in
(A minor) 1967 or '68 in New York
I saw this piece of paper and it said
in part that
These (E flat minor) se lections are made on artistic
(A minor) merit alone and have noth (D minor) ing to do
With unit sales, (A minor)
right? (D minor) Sure (A minor)
Verse 2
NARAS does not listen to (E flat minor) (D minor) (A minor) 25000 individual
(D minor) four minute (A minor) song s every (D minor) year
In order to (E flat major) pick somebody
who gets a (A minor) Grammy
It's obviously fake, okay?
Now, how do they expect that somebody (E flat minor) is going to,
(A minor) in good conscience
(E flat major) Listen to that volume of music
(A minor) Now, you can't listen just once
(yeah), you have to listen carefully to
Make sure you haven't missed anything
You (E flat major) know, it's gonna take more than
(A minor) four minutes a (D minor) song to do this
(A minor) To listen to the entire out (D minor) put of the United States
(E flat major) record business per (A minor) year (D minor) (A minor) (yeah)
This is a joke,
who's gonna pay for this?
(E flat minor) Obviously the PMRC answer would (A minor) be
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Verse 3
There are plenty of (E flat major)
volunteers in Lynchburg,
Vir (A minor) ginia
(F sharp major) They'll sit there and listen to it all day
and all (G minor) night
In fact, they've (A minor) already got the little (E flat major) Xs made
up, they're ready to (A minor) pump 'em out
Because, as you know, the major
(E flat major) industry in Lynchburg right (A minor) now is not the
Moral major (E flat major) ity, it's the Fleet (A minor) Enema Corporation,
and you need to have
Some other kind of business there to
boost the local GNP
That's true! That's the biggest employer in Lynchburg (C sharp major) (G major) (A minor) (rawr) Well,
I think that there's a reason why the Fleet Enema Company
Loc (A minor) ated its fact (E minor) ory right next to Falwell's church (A minor)
(D minor) (rawr)
Or maybe it's vice versa, maybe there's
a reason why Jerry located
His church right (E minor) next to the Fleet Enema
(E flat major) Corporation
(E flat minor) Maybe there's a fund raising balance
between them
Maybe they have something that those
They each have something that the other
needs for their work
Thou Shalt Honor Thy Father And Thy Mother
Frank Zappa
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