Those Crazy Christians

Those Crazy Christians easy guitar chords by Brad Paisley

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  • Intro 1





    Verse 1
    Those 
    crazy 
    Christians, 

    was 
    gonna 
    sleep 
    in 
    today 

    But 
    the church 
    bells 
    woke 
    me 
    up 
    and 

    they're 
    half 
    mile 
    away 

    Those 
    crazy 
    Christians, 

    dressed 
    up 
    drivin' 
    down 
    my 
    street 

    Get 
    their 
    weekly 
    dose 
    of 
    guilt 
    before 

    they 
    head 
    to 
    Applebee's 

    Verse 2
    They 
    pray 
    before 
    they 
    eat 
    and they 

    pray 
    before 
    they snore 

    They 
    pray 
    before 
    a football 
    game 

    and 
    every 
    time 
    they 
    score 

    Every 
    untimely 
    passing, 

    every 
    dear 
    departed 
    soul 

    Is 
    just 
    another 
    good 
    excuse 

    to 
    bake 
    a casser
    ole 

    Those 
    crazy 
    Chris
    Verse 3
    tians, 

    go and 
    jump 
    on 
    some air
    plane 

    And 
    fly 
    to Africa 
    or 
    Haiti, 

    risk 
    their 
    lives 
    in 
    Jesus' name 

    No, they 
    ain't 
    the late 

    night 
    party 
    kind 

    They curse 
    the 
    devil's 
    whis
    key 

    while 
    they 
    drink 
    the Savior's 
    wine 

    Verse 4
    famous 
    TV 
    preacher 
    has 

    a big 
    affair 
    and 
    then 

    One 
    tearful 
    confession 
    and he's 

    born 
    again 
    again 

    Someone 
    yells 
    hallelujah 
    and 

    they shout 
    and 
    clap 
    and sing 

    It's 
    like 
    they 
    can
    't 
    wait 
    to 
    forgive 

    someone 
    for 
    just 
    about 
    anything 

    Those 
    crazy 
    Chris
    tians 


    Verse 5

    Instead 
    of 
    being 
    outside 

    on this 
    sunny 
    afternoon 

    They're 
    by 
    the bed
    side 
    of 
    a stranger 

    in a cold 
    hospital 
    room 

    And every 
    now 
    and then 
    they meet 

    a poor 
    lost 
    soul 
    like 
    me 

    Who's 
    not 
    quite 
    sure 
    just 
    who 

    or what 
    or 
    how 
    he 
    ought 
    to be 

    They 
    march 
    him 
    down 
    the 
    aisle 
    and 
    then 

    the nex
    thing 
    that 
    you 
    know 

    They 
    dunk 
    him 
    in 
    the water 
    and 
    here 
    comes 
    an

    other 
    one 
    of 
    those 
    crazy 
    Chris
    tians 

    Verse 6

    They 
    look 
    to 
    heaven 
    their whole 
    life 

    And 
    think 
    what 
    if 
    they're 
    wrong 
    but 

    what 
    if 
    they're 
    right 

    You 
    know 
    it's 
    funny, 

    much 
    as 
    I'm 
    baffled 
    by 
    it 
    all 

    If 
    ever 
    really 
    needed 
    help, 

    well 
    you 
    know 
    who 
    I'd 
    call 

    Is 
    those 
    crazy 
    Chris
    tians 

    Outro 1




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