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Those Crazy Christians chords by 
Brad Paisley 
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Key: D major•BPM: 136
Intro 1
F#m
A
D
A
G
D
A
D
G
Bm
D
F#m
D
G
D
G
D
Verse 1
D
Those crazy Christians,
G
D
I was gonna sleep in today
Bm
A
But the church bells woke me up and
G
D
they're a half a mile away
Those crazy Christians,
G
D
dressed up drivin' down my street
G
Bm
A
Get their weekly dose of guilt before
G
they head to Applebee's
Verse 2
A
They pray before they eat and they
G
pray before they snore
D
They pray before a football game
Bm
A
and every time they score
F#m
A
Every untimely passing,
G
every dear departed soul
D
Is just another good excuse
Bm
to bake a casserole
A
Those crazy Chris
Verse 3
D
tians,
G
D
go and jump on some airplane
Bm
A
And fly to Africa or Haiti,
G
D
risk their lives in Jesus' name
No, they ain't the late
G
D
night party kind
Bm
A
They curse the devil's whiskey
G
while they drink the Savior's wine
Verse 4
A
A famous TV preacher has
G
a big affair and then
D
One tearful confession and he's
Bm
A
born again again
Someone yells hallelujah and
G
they shout and clap and sing
D
It's like they can't wait to forgive
Bm
someone for just about anything
A
G
Bm
Those crazy Christians
D
G
D
Bm
A
G
Bm
Verse 5
A
D
Instead of being outside
G
on this sunny afternoon
D
Bm
A
They're by the bedside of a stranger
G
in a cold hospital room
A
And every now and then they meet
G
a poor lost soul like me
D
Who's not quite sure just who
Bm
A
or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle and then
G
the next thing that you know
D
Bm
They dunk him in the water and here comes an
A
G
other one of those crazy Christians
Bm
A
Verse 6
D
G
D
They look to heaven their whole life
Bm
A
G
And I think what if they're wrong but
Em
A
G
D
G
what if they're right
D
You know it's funny,
G
D
much as I'm baffled by it all
Bm
A
If I ever really needed help,
G
well you know who I'd call
D
Is those crazy Christians
Outro 1
G
D
A
D
Em
G
D
D
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