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The Whole "Being Dead" Thing chords by 
Alex BrightmanBeetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Intro 1
D
C#
F#m
Hey, folks! Begging your pardon
D
Excuse me! Sorry to barge in
B
Now let's skip the tears
A
and start on the whole
You know
C#
Being dead thing
F#m
You're doomed! Enjoy the singing
D
The sword of Damocles is swinging
B
And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
A
I'll kill you myself
C#
The whole being dead thing
Verse 1
Bm
Death can get a person stressed
F#m
E#
F#m
"We should have carpe'd way more diems
Bm
Now we're never gonna see 'em!"
I can show you what comes next
C#
So don't be freaked
D
Stay in your seats
C#
I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week
D
So just relax, you'll be fine
D#
C#m
Drink your fifty-dollar wine
E#
F#
G
G#
And take a breath
C#
F#m
Welcome to a show about death
Verse 2
F#
You're
E
You're gonna be fine
B
On the other side
F#
Die! You're all gonna die!
You're all gonna die
F#
I'll
E
I'll be your guide
B
To the other side
D
Oh, and full disclosure,
C#
F#m
it's a show about death
Verse 3
Gm
Eve rybody gets on fine here
Eb
Like Rod gers, Hart, and Hammerstein here
C
The women's bathroom has no line here
Bb
Just, pee where you want
D
The whole being dead thing
Gm
You're just gonna love the folks here
Eb
Yeah, I know you're woke,
but you can take a joke here
C
And every show I do, like, a ton of coke here
Am
The whole
D
Ah, the whole being dead thing
Verse 4
Cm
Nobody is bullet-proof!
G
F
G
"I work out", "I eat clean"
F
Jesus, pass the Drama mine
Cm
Time to face the brutal truth
D
'Cause we're all on a hitlist
Eb
Might not live 'til Christmas
E
F
Choke to death on Triscuits
D
Hey, that's just statistics
Eb
So take a little break here
E
Kinda like a wake here
F
F#
The scenery is fake here
G
G#
A
Bb
But there's a giant snake here
Interlude 1
Gm
Gm
Gdim7
Bbdim7
C#dim7
D
Welcome to a show about death
Verse 5
G
You're
You're gonna be fine
Thank you
C
On the other side
How you doin'?
G
Whoa, not good
Da-bot-ba-be-be-bap-bap
Ab
I'll
Ebm
Hey, I'll be your guide
Db
C
Cb
To the other side
C
Seriously, though, this is a show about
Verse 6
Bbm
Cm
Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new
Bbm
There's nothing medical professionals
can do
Fm
'Cept maybe just bill you
(If you die while listening to this album
It's still gonna keep playing)
Bbm
There's no destiny or fate
Cm
Just a terrifying wait
Bbm
Filled with people that you hate
Eb
C
And on a certain date, the universe kills you
That's the thing with life
D
No one makes it out alive
Verse 7
Cm
Toss that body in the pit
G
F
G
"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
F
Cm
"Blah, blah, Bible, Jesus magic"
When you're dead, who gives a shit?
G
F
G
No Pilates, no more yoga
'Namaste", you freakin' posers
Cm
From the cradle to cremation
Bb
Death just needs a little conversation
D
Eb
C#
D
I have mastered the art (...es I rae)
D
Eb
C#
D
Of tearing convention a part (...es I rae)
D
Eb
C#
D
So, how about we all make a start
Ab
D
Gm
Ab
Gm
Ab
On the whole being dead thing
D
God, I hope you're ready
Gm
for a show about death
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C#
F#m
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A
Bm
E#
D#
C#m
F#
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G#
E
Gm
Eb
C
Bb
Am
Cm
F
Gdim7
Bbdim7
C#dim7
Ab
Ebm
Db
Cb
Bbm
Fm
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