Hey! How ya doin' down there?
I've got mice here!
Alright! What up
y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you
don't fuckin' know
This is my sidekick Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all
a that (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was
like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks,
and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill
motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker
on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right
into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin' old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the
excitement right?
Snoop dogg is with us to night
That's what I'm sayin'
On the Shaggy Show,
shit we ain't playin'
And that ain't it, also on the show
Another motherfucker that well,
some of you know
You see him with me a lot,
he's like a brother
Violent J's in this motherfucker
(Ilike that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' today?
(Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta
Fun Band!
We'll be right back with Violent J
Do your homies have money? Are you
broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind
of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but
get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) That's
right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy,
located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in player
hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as
the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly,
at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting
star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want
to be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player
hation!
Well, I'll be sittin' there
enjoyin' a coffee
And then all of a sudden,
I'm like get off me!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot
of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings,
forget it
I might grab your neck and
do bad things with it!
Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one
of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass backstage and
relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin' up next!
Stay right here,
we'll be right back!
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact
I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can cook a hog's
ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as myself
wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of momma's
God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans
filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right
amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets
and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Snoop? (What?) Now you got
platinum on your walls
While other fools stare and,
scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you,
they want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?
It's like
everywhere I look,
and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin'
to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no attention
Oh, should I mention?
I'm all about the money and rid
in' in cars with suspension
Bouncin',
bankin' up corners smokin' dough
Smokin' that weed,
hangin' out with my locs and folks
Don't give a fuck about
nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big
motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Nigga
Snoop Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to
the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag
of smoke (Getdown)
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch
from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now,
I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk,
show em how you got rich!