The Shaggy Show chords by Insane Clown Posse

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Verse 1
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From Southwest Detroit deep within
some island's industrial
Waste depositories it's
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Shaggy Time!
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Verse 2
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Hey! How ya doin' down there?
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I've got mice here!
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Alright! What up
y'all? Welcome to the show
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I'm Shaggy like you
don't fuckin' know
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This is my sidekick Fat Pat
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He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all
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a that (That's right!)
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Anyhow on my way here I almost died
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This bitch in front of me was
like a hundred and five
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They worry about drunks,
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and late night truckers
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Old ass bitches try to kill
motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
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This lady's got her left blinker
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on for an hour or more
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Then she makes a right
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into my side door
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This comedy shit's gettin' old
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The game is to be sold, not to be told
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Oh yeah, you can feel the
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excitement right?
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Snoop dogg is with us to night
That's what I'm sayin'
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On the Shaggy Show,
shit we ain't playin'
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And that ain't it, also on the show
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Another motherfucker that well,
some of you know
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You see him with me a lot,
he's like a brother
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Violent J's in this motherfucker
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(Ilike that kid Violent J)
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Hey Moe! (What's up?)
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How ya doin' today?
(Just great Shags!)
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That's great, now let's give a hand
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To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta
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Fun Band!
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We'll be right back with Violent J
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Verse 3
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Do your homies have money? Are you
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broke? (Yeah.)
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Do bitches look at you like some kind
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of joke?
(Straight up!)
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There's nothing you can do but
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get your PHD.
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(Playa hata's degree?) That's
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right!
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(Aw hell yeah!)
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Player Haters Academy,
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located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
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Offers the finest in player
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hatin' tactics.
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(Yeah that's right!) Such as
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the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly,
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at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting
star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want
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to be drivin that bitch!)
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Get your PHD and join a nation of player
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hation!
Verse 4
(Word up!)
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OK, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
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He just served a half a year
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in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at least
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Hey Violent J's in this
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bitch ass piece!
Verse 5
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What up y'all? (What up?) What's
happenin'?
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It's been six months and
my dick ain't havin' it
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If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
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I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
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Any way, been workin
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on my brand new shit
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A brand new group with
my homies Twisted
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It's called Dark Lotus,
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shit I play somethin for y'all?
Hell naw
Verse 6
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Now I been hearin' a
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little of this and that
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About you havin' some
kind of a panic attack
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Tell us, uh, is it true?
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And when you have one,
what the fuck do you do?
Verse 7
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Well, I'll be sittin' there
enjoyin' a coffee
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And then all of a sudden,
I'm like get off me!
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Then I start chokin off pedestrians
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Until they give me my shot
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of calliphilestrian
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But that's all over now, it's old hat
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I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings,
forget it
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I might grab your neck and
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do bad things with it!
Verse 8
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Well on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one
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of those Soloquium pills?
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Take your ass backstage and
relax (I'm straight)
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Snoop Dogg is comin' up next!
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Stay right here,
we'll be right back!
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Verse 9
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I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact
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I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can cook a hog's
ass in a spoonful.
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When a workin' man such as myself
wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
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That bottle of momma's
God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans
filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right
amount of thick savory sauce,
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Drippin' with noodle nuggets
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and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Interlude 1
Ask for it by name.
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Thanks fellas! Alright
Verse 10
yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered
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the sound in rap
He's come a long way
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from the L- B- C
Please welcome Snoop
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D- O- double G!
Verse 11
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Look up in the sky,
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it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all,
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fuckin' with the Insane
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Clowns, get down nigga,
I represent the town
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Ay yo Violent J let's go
half on this pound
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I stay gangsta like Vaughn,
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I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg
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and I can raise your arm
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So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your motherfuckin'
ass meet defeat
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Snoop? (What?) Now you got
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platinum on your walls
While other fools stare and,
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scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you,
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they want to try to steal your flow
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Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?
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It's like
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everywhere I look,
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and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin'
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to steal my flow
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But I don't pay em no attention
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Oh, should I mention?
I'm all about the money and rid
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in' in cars with suspension
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Bouncin',
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bankin' up corners smokin' dough
Smokin' that weed,
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hangin' out with my locs and folks
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Don't give a fuck about
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nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big
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motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Nigga
Verse 14
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Snoop Dogg everybody!
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Now we gotta bring a close to
the party
(Already? What?)
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Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
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And thanks Snoop for that bag
of smoke (Getdown)
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Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch
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from Letters to Cleo
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(Granny!) That's it for now,
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I'm out this bitch
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Ay yo Gangsta Funk,
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show em how you got rich!
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