The Caesar Cocktail - Canadian American chords by Jim Gaffigan

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Verse 1
Of there are differences
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 (E flat major) between Canada and America.
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It's not  (F major) just health care and bacon.
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 (G major) Your airport codes make  (A major) no sense,
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 (G major) and I love how you're so proud of them.
YW Pouncing! Representing!
Yeah! We're YW Pouncing! Toronto YYZ.
I don't know why.
Well, it makes sense.
Y is, you know, why not?
And then Y, the second Y is like,
why are you asking?
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And then the  (G major) Z is like,  (A major) see ya  (G major) later.
This guy's a jerk.
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Of course,  (B minor) Canada is the home
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 (G major) of the Caesar  (F major) cocktail.
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 (G major) The Caesar cocktail,
you're very proud of that.
which is Caesar is kind of like a Bloody Mary,
but with clam juice.
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Nom, nom,  (G major) nom, nom,
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom,
Clam juice, wow.
I didn't know that was an ingredient
or a liquid.
You know that thing from the ocean
that looks like a snot?
What if we made it into a juice?
Think about it.
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Say  (E major) you just  (G major) went jogging, all right?
You're parched, you're thirsty.
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 (C major) I  hand  (A major) you a tall glass of clam juice.
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 (G major) You chug it.
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 (F major) And  (G major) then we're ready  (A major) to go to the club.  (G major) 
He has never met a Canadian before.
It has nothing to do with...
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The  (F major) Caesar was  (A major) created  in Calgary,
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landlocked  (G major) Calgary,
which has the finest clams.
I just love how you guys,
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how Canadians like  (G major)  (F major) complain about
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 (G major) the Bloody Mary.
You're like, oh, the Bloody Mary,
oh, that's so disgusting.
That drink that
doesn't have clam juice in it.
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Ah, ah,  (G major) ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
I'm gonna clap, ah.