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Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me chords by
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic
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Key: G major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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G

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Oh the sand keeps
Am
Am

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D

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falling through the hourglass
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And there's no way you're
Em
Em

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going to slow it down
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C

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G

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You say we gotta treasure each mo ment
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D

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Who knows how long we're
B
B
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gonna be around
Verse 2
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G

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Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
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B
2

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And it's hard to disagree
C
C

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with what you say
G
G

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But if time is so precious why
D
D

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ya wasting mine
C
C

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'Cause I'm always reading,

always deleting

Every useless piece of garbage
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D

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that you send my way
Verse 3
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G

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Bm
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2

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Every stupid hoax all those corny jokes
C
C

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D
D

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Stop for warding that crap to me
G
G

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Well I don't need tons of
Bm
Bm
2

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cringe in ducing puns
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C

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D

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Stop for warding that crap to me
Verse 4
Em
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No it isn't OK if you brighten my day
C
C

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With some cut and pasted
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D

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hackneyed Hallmark poetry
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Bm
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2

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And I didn't request a person ality test
C
C

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D
D

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Stop for warding that crap

to me
G
G

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Bm
Bm
2

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C
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Verse 5
D
D

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G
G

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You're sending virus- laden

bandwidth- hogging
D
D

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Attachments to every single
Em
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person you know
C
C

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You're passing around a link to some
G
G

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dumb thing on YouTube
D
D

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That everybody else already
B
B
2

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saw three years ago
Verse 6
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G
G

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And wacky badly Photo- shopped billboards
Baug
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C
C

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were never that amusing to me
G
G

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And I just can't believe you
D
D

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believe those urban legends
C
C

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But I have high hopes someone

will point you toward Snopes

And debunk that crazy junk
D
D

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you're spewing constantly
Verse 7
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G

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No I don't want a bowl of
Bm
Bm
2

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Chicken Soup for the Soul
C
C

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D
D

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Stop for warding that crap to me
G
G

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Send more top 10 lists and
Bm
Bm
2

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I'll slash my wrists
C
C

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D
D

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Please stop for warding that crap to me
Verse 8
Em
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Well I'm sorry I can't accept
F
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your paranoid rant
C
C

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And I don't want the Neiman Marcus
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D

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cookie recipe
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G

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Won't you kindly refrain 'cause
Bm
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2

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it's hurting my brain
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Am
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Stop for warding that crap to me
Verse 9
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Am

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Like glittery hearts and unicorns and
D
D

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pictures of somebody's cat
Am
Am

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Now tell me in what alternate reality
D
D

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Would I care about something like that
Em
Em

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And by the way your quotes

from George Carlin

Aren't really George Carlin
Bm
Bm
2

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Mr. Ro gers never fought the Viet Cong
C
C

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And Bill Gates is never gonna give

me something for nothing
A
A

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And I really doubt some dead girl is gonna

Kill me if I don't pass her letter along
Verse 10
G
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Well now I know you're wishing
Bm
Bm
2

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I'll sign your petition
C
C

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D
D

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But stop forwarding that crap to me
G
G

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And I don't want to read your series
Bm
Bm
2

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Of con spiracy theories just stop
C
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D
D

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forwarding that crap to me
Verse 11
Em
Em

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And your two million loser friends
F
F

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All have my address now because you
C
C

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D
D

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never figured out the way to BCC
G
G

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Em
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Now I gotta insist take me off of your list
C
C

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D

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Stop for warding that crap
G
G

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to me
Verse 12
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G

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(Stop forwarding that crap to me
Em
Em

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Stop forwarding that crap to me
C
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D

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Stop forwarding that crap to me
G
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Stop forwarding that crap to me)
Verse 13
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G
G

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Just stop it now, oh no
Em
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G
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G
G

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I can't take it, aw please
Em
Em

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You gotta stop
G
G

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Right now
C
C

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Am
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Verse 14

Em
Em

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I'm not kidding
C
C

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At the risk of being slightly
D
D

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Repeti tious gonna ask
G
G

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you now to stop
Em
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Sending me that crap
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G

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I don't want it,
Verse 15
C
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don't send it to me
D
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G
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Now don't send it to me
Em
Em

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Just stop
C
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G
G

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Oh top forwarding that crap to me,
Outro 1

to me
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TunerE A D G B E

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ChordsG D C Am Em...

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Am

  • Em

  • B

    2

  • Bm

    2

  • F

  • Baug

  • A

Capo: No capo

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Chords

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Am

  • Em

  • B

    2

  • Bm

    2

  • F

  • Baug

  • A

Capo: No capo

Transpose: 0

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