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Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
G
D
C
D
Verse 1
G
Oh the sand keeps
Am
D
falling through the hourglass
G
D
And there's no way you're
Em
going to slow it down
C
G
You say we gotta treasure each moment
D
Who knows how long we're
B
gonna be around
Verse 2
C
G
Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
B
And it's hard to disagree
C
with what you say
G
But if time is so precious why
D
ya wasting mine
C
'Cause I'm always reading,
always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage
D
that you send my way
Verse 3
G
Bm
Every stupid hoax all those corny jokes
C
D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G
Well I don't need tons of
Bm
cringe inducing puns
C
D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Verse 4
Em
F
No it isn't OK if you brighten my day
C
With some cut and pasted
D
hackneyed Hallmark poetry
G
Bm
And I didn't request a personality test
C
D
Stop forwarding that crap
to me
G
Bm
C
Verse 5
D
G
You're sending virus- laden
bandwidth- hogging
D
Attachments to every single
Em
person you know
C
You're passing around a link to some
G
dumb thing on YouTube
D
That everybody else already
B
saw three years ago
Verse 6
C
G
And wacky badly Photo- shopped billboards
Baug
C
were never that amusing to me
G
And I just can't believe you
D
believe those urban legends
C
But I have high hopes someone
will point you toward Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk
D
you're spewing constantly
Verse 7
G
No I don't want a bowl of
Bm
Chicken Soup for the Soul
C
D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G
Send more top 10 lists and
Bm
I'll slash my wrists
C
D
Please stop forwarding that crap to me
Verse 8
Em
Well I'm sorry I can't accept
F
your paranoid rant
C
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus
D
cookie recipe
G
Won't you kindly refrain 'cause
Bm
it's hurting my brain
C
Am
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Verse 9
Am
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and
D
pictures of somebody's cat
Am
Now tell me in what alternate reality
D
Would I care about something like that
Em
And by the way your quotes
from George Carlin
Aren't really George Carlin
Bm
Mr. Ro gers never fought the Viet Cong
C
And Bill Gates is never gonna give
me something for nothing
A
And I really doubt some dead girl is gonna
Kill me if I don't pass her letter along
Verse 10
G
Well now I know you're wishing
Bm
I'll sign your petition
C
D
But stop forwarding that crap to me
G
And I don't want to read your series
Bm
Of conspiracy theories just stop
C
D
forwarding that crap to me
Verse 11
Em
And your two million loser friends
F
All have my address now because you
C
D
never figured out the way to BCC
G
Em
Now I gotta insist take me off of your list
C
D
Stop forwarding that crap
G
to me
Verse 12
G
(Stop forwarding that crap to me
Em
Stop forwarding that crap to me
C
D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G
Stop forwarding that crap to me)
Verse 13
Em
C
D
G
Just stop it now, oh no
Em
G
C
D
G
I can't take it, aw please
Em
You gotta stop
G
Right now
C
G
C
Am
G
Verse 14
Em
I'm not kidding
C
At the risk of being slightly
D
Repetitious gonna ask
G
you now to stop
Em
Sending me that crap
G
I don't want it,
Verse 15
C
don't send it to me
D
G
Now don't send it to me
Em
Just stop
C
D
G
Oh top forwarding that crap to me,
Outro 1
to me
Em
C
D
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