Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me chords by Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
(G major) (D major) (C major)
(D major)
Verse 1
Oh the (G major) sand keeps
falling through the (A minor) hourglass (D major)
(G major) And there's no (D major) way you're
going to slow it down (E minor)
You say we (C major) gotta treasure each mo (G major) ment
Who knows how (D major) long we're
gonna be around (B major)
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Verse 2
Yeah you (C major) keep on telling me life (G major) is short
And it's (B major) hard to disagree
with what you (C major) say
But if (G major) time is so precious why
ya (D major) wasting mine
'Cause I'm (C major) always reading,
always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage
that you send (D major) my way
Verse 3
Every stupid (G major) hoax all those (B minor) corny jokes
Stop for (C major) warding that crap to me (D major)
Well I (G major) don't need tons of
cringe in (B minor) ducing puns
Stop for (C major) warding that crap to me (D major)
Verse 4
No it (E minor) isn't OK if you (F major) brighten my day
With some (C major) cut and pasted
hackneyed Hallmark (D major) poetry
And I (G major) didn't request a person (B minor) ality test
Stop for (C major) warding (D major) that crap
to me
(G major) (B minor) (C major)
Verse 5
(D major)
You're sending (G major) virus- laden
bandwidth- hogging
Attachments to (D major) every single
person you know (E minor)
You're (C major) passing around a link to some
(G major) dumb thing on YouTube
That (D major) everybody else already
saw (B major) three years ago
Verse 6
And (C major) wacky badly Photo- (G major) shopped billboards
were (Baug) never that amusing to me (C major)
And I (G major) just can't believe you
believe (D major) those urban legends
But I (C major) have high hopes someone
will point you toward Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk
you're spewing (D major) constantly
Verse 7
No I don't (G major) want a bowl of
Chicken (B minor) Soup for the Soul
Stop for (C major) warding that crap to me (D major)
Send more (G major) top 10 lists and
I'll slash (B minor) my wrists
Please stop for (C major) warding that crap to me (D major)
Verse 8
Well I'm (E minor) sorry I can't accept
your (F major) paranoid rant
And I don't (C major) want the Neiman Marcus
cookie (D major) recipe
Won't you (G major) kindly refrain 'cause
it's (B minor) hurting my brain
Stop for (C major) warding that crap to me (A minor)
Verse 9
Like glittery hearts (A minor) and unicorns and
(D major) pictures of somebody's cat
Now tell me (A minor) in what alternate reality
Would I care (D major) about something like that
And by the way your quotes (E minor)
from George Carlin
Aren't really George Carlin
Mr. (B minor) Ro gers never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill Gates (C major) is never gonna give
me something for nothing
And I (A major) really doubt some dead girl is gonna
Kill me if I don't pass her letter along
Verse 10
Well now I know (G major) you're wishing
I'll sign (B minor) your petition
But stop (C major) forwarding that crap to me (D major)
And I don't want to (G major) read your series
Of con (B minor) spiracy theories just stop
(C major) forwarding that crap to (D major) me
Verse 11
And your (E minor) two million loser friends
All (F major) have my address now because you
(C major) never figured out the way (D major) to BCC
Now I (G major) gotta insist take me (E minor) off of your list
Stop for (C major) warding (D major) that crap
to me (G major)
Verse 12
(Stop forwarding that crap (G major) to me
(E minor) Stop forwarding that crap to me
(C major) Stop forwarding that (D major) crap to me
(G major) Stop forwarding that crap to me)
Verse 13
Just stop (E minor) it now, oh no (C major) (D major) (G major)
I can't take (E minor) it, (G major) aw please (C major) (D major) (G major)
You gotta stop (E minor)
(G major) Right now
(C major) (G major) (C major) (A minor) (G major)
Verse 14
I'm not kidding (E minor)
At the (C major) risk of being slightly
Repeti (D major) tious gonna ask
you now to stop (G major)
Sending me that (E minor) crap
I don't want it, (G major)
Verse 15
(C major) don't send it to me
(D major) Now don't send it to (G major) me
Just stop (E minor)
Oh top forwarding that crap to (C major) (D major) me, (G major)
Outro 1
to me
(E minor) (C major) (D major)
Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me
Weird Al Yankovic
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