Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me chords by
Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic

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Key: G major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Oh the sand keeps
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falling through the hourglass
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And there's no way you're
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going to slow it down
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You say we gotta treasure each moment
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Who knows how long we're
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gonna be around
Verse 2
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Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
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And it's hard to disagree
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with what you say
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But if time is so precious why
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ya wasting mine
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'Cause I'm always reading,
always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage
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that you send my way
Verse 3
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Bm
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Every stupid hoax all those corny jokes
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Well I don't need tons of
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cringe inducing puns
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
Verse 4
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No it isn't OK if you brighten my day
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With some cut and pasted
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hackneyed Hallmark poetry
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Bm
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And I didn't request a personality test
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Stop forwarding that crap
to me
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Bm
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Verse 5
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You're sending virus- laden
bandwidth- hogging
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Attachments to every single
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person you know
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You're passing around a link to some
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dumb thing on YouTube
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That everybody else already
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saw three years ago
Verse 6
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And wacky badly Photo- shopped billboards
Baug
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were never that amusing to me
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And I just can't believe you
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believe those urban legends
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But I have high hopes someone
will point you toward Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk
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you're spewing constantly
Verse 7
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No I don't want a bowl of
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Chicken Soup for the Soul
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Send more top 10 lists and
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I'll slash my wrists
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Please stop forwarding that crap to me
Verse 8
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Well I'm sorry I can't accept
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your paranoid rant
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And I don't want the Neiman Marcus
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cookie recipe
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Won't you kindly refrain 'cause
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it's hurting my brain
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Am
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
Verse 9
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Like glittery hearts and unicorns and
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pictures of somebody's cat
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Now tell me in what alternate reality
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Would I care about something like that
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And by the way your quotes
from George Carlin
Aren't really George Carlin
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Mr. Ro gers never fought the Viet Cong
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And Bill Gates is never gonna give
me something for nothing
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And I really doubt some dead girl is gonna
Kill me if I don't pass her letter along
Verse 10
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Well now I know you're wishing
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I'll sign your petition
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But stop forwarding that crap to me
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And I don't want to read your series
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Of conspiracy theories just stop
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forwarding that crap to me
Verse 11
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And your two million loser friends
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All have my address now because you
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never figured out the way to BCC
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Em
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Now I gotta insist take me off of your list
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Stop forwarding that crap
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to me
Verse 12
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Stop forwarding that crap to me)
Verse 13
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Just stop it now, oh no
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G
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I can't take it, aw please
Em
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You gotta stop
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Right now
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Am
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Verse 14
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I'm not kidding
C
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At the risk of being slightly
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Repetitious gonna ask
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you now to stop
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Sending me that crap
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I don't want it,
Verse 15
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don't send it to me
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G
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Now don't send it to me
Em
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Just stop
C
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D
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G
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Oh top forwarding that crap to me,
Outro 1
to me
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