Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me easy guitar chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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  • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    Oh 
    the 
    sand 
    keeps 

    falling 
    through 
    the 
    hourglass 

    And 
    there's 
    no 
    way 
    you're 

    going 
    to slow 
    it 
    down 

    You say 
    we 
    gotta 
    treasure 
    each 
    mo
    ment 

    Who 
    knows 
    how 
    long 
    we're 

    gonna 
    be 
    around 

    Verse 2
    Yeah 
    you 
    keep 
    on 
    telling 
    me 
    life 
    is 
    short 

    And 
    it's 
    hard 
    to 
    disagree 

    with 
    what 
    you 
    say 

    But 
    if 
    time 
    is 
    so 
    precious 
    why 

    ya 
    wasting 
    mine 

    'Cause 
    I'm 
    always 
    reading, 

    always 
    deleting 

    Every 
    useless 
    piece 
    of 
    garbage 

    that 
    you send 
    my 
    way 

    Verse 3
    Every 
    stupid 
    hoax 
    all 
    those 
    corny 
    jokes 

    Stop 
    for
    warding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    Well 
    don't 
    need 
    tons 
    of 

    cringe 
    in
    ducing 
    puns 

    Stop 
    for
    warding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    Verse 4
    No 
    it 
    isn't 
    OK 
    if 
    you 
    brighten 
    my 
    day 

    With 
    some 
    cut 
    and 
    pasted 

    hackneyed 
    Hallmark 
    poetry 

    And I 
    didn't 
    request 
    person
    ality 
    test 

    Stop 
    for
    warding 
    that 
    crap 

    to 
    me 

    Verse 5

    You're 
    sending 
    virus- 
    laden 

    bandwidth- hogging 

    Attachments 
    to 
    every 
    single 

    person 
    you 
    know 

    You're 
    passing 
    around 
    link 
    to some 

    dumb 
    thing 
    on 
    YouTube 

    That 
    everybody 
    else 
    already 

    saw 
    three 
    years 
    ago 

    Verse 6
    And 
    wacky badly 
    Photo- 
    shopped 
    billboards 

    were 
    never 
    that 
    amusing 
    to 
    me 

    And 
    just 
    can't 
    believe 
    you 

    believe 
    those 
    urban 
    legends 

    But 
    have 
    high 
    hopes 
    someone 

    will 
    point 
    you 
    toward 
    Snopes 

    And 
    debunk that 
    crazy 
    junk 

    you're 
    spewing 
    constantly 

    Verse 7
    No 
    don't 
    want 
    bowl 
    of 

    Chicken 
    Soup 
    for 
    the Soul 

    Stop 
    for
    warding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    Send 
    more 
    top 
    10 lists 
    and 

    I'll slash 
    my 
    wrists 

    Please 
    stop 
    for
    warding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    Verse 8
    Well 
    I'm 
    sorry 
    can't 
    accept 

    your 
    paranoid 
    rant 

    And 
    don't 
    want 
    the 
    Neiman Marcus 

    cookie 
    recipe 

    Won't 
    you 
    kindly 
    refrain 
    'cause 

    it's 
    hurting 
    my 
    brain 

    Stop 
    for
    warding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    Verse 9
    Like 
    glittery 
    hearts 
    and 
    unicorns 
    and 

    pictures 
    of somebody's 
    cat 

    Now 
    tell 
    me 
    in 
    what 
    alternate 
    reality 

    Would 
    care 
    about 
    something 
    like 
    that 

    And 
    by 
    the way 
    your 
    quotes 

    from 
    George 
    Carlin 

    Aren't 
    really 
    George 
    Carlin 

    Mr. 
    Ro
    gers 
    never 
    fought 
    the Viet 
    Cong 

    And 
    Bill 
    Gates 
    is 
    never 
    gonna 
    give 

    me 
    something 
    for 
    nothing 

    And 
    really 
    doubt 
    some 
    dead 
    girl 
    is gonna 

    Kill 
    me 
    if 
    don't 
    pass 
    her 
    letter 
    along 

    Verse 10
    Well 
    now 
    know 
    you're 
    wishing 

    I'll 
    sign 
    your 
    petition 

    But 
    stop 
    forwarding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    And 
    don't 
    want 
    to 
    read 
    your 
    series 

    Of 
    con
    spiracy 
    theories 
    just 
    stop 

    forwarding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    Verse 11
    And 
    your 
    two 
    million 
    loser 
    friends 

    All 
    have 
    my 
    address 
    now 
    because 
    you 

    never 
    figured 
    out 
    the 
    way 
    to 
    BCC 

    Now 
    gotta 
    insist 
    take 
    me 
    off 
    of 
    your 
    list 

    Stop 
    for
    warding 
    that 
    crap 

    to 
    me 

    Verse 12
    (Stop forwarding 
    that crap 
    to 
    me 

    Stop 
    forwarding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    Stop 
    forwarding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me 

    Stop 
    forwarding 
    that crap 
    to 
    me) 

    Verse 13
    Just 
    stop 
    it 
    now, 
    oh 
    no 

    I can't 
    take 
    it, 
    aw 
    please 

    You 
    gotta 
    stop 

    Right 
    now 

    Verse 14

    I'm 
    not 
    kidding 

    At 
    the 
    risk 
    of 
    being 
    slightly 

    Repeti
    tious 
    gonna 
    ask 

    you 
    now 
    to stop 

    Sending 
    me 
    that 
    crap 

    I don't 
    want 
    it, 
    Verse 15
    don't 
    send 
    it 
    to 
    me 

    Now 
    don't 
    send 
    it 
    to 
    me 

    Just 
    stop 

    Oh top 
    forwarding 
    that 
    crap 
    to 
    me, 

    Outro 1
    to 
    me 



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