Space Is Fake chords by Conspiracy Music Guru
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Verse 1
(D major) (C sharp major) Ladies and gentlemen,
(D major) (C sharp major) welcome to the greatest show on earth.
Prepare to (D major) be amazed. (F sharp major)
(G major) Please (B flat major) welcome your host
for this (C sharp major) evening,
(G major) Mr. Flat Earth Man. (F sharp major) (G major) (B flat major)
Thank (A flat major) you, thank (C sharp major) you.
Listen up. (F major)
The (G major) whole world's (F sharp minor) a stage
and (B flat major) you're in the audience
And everything you (F major) see
on the stage (G major) is fraudulent
Noth (F sharp minor) ing you (F sharp major) see before (B flat major) you is fact
Are you (A major) ready for your (C sharp major) headline act?
This (F sharp minor) act is truly one (B flat major) of a kind
They'll dazzle you (A flat major) and play
(F major) tricks on your (G major) mind
An (F sharp5) illusionist (F sharp minor) with bil (B flat major) lions of fans
Please welcome (C sharp major) NASA,
put together your hands! (D major) (F sharp minor)
(C major) Well, (G major) good evening, ladies and (B flat major) gentlemen
(D major) It's so (A major) lovely to (C major) see you again
(G major) Tonight we have a (B flat major) very
special show
There's (D major) a few (A major) things we
(C sharp major) want you to know
(F sharp minor) Tonight we reveal some
(B flat major) of our techniques
While exposed (D major) as a like (F major) wiggly
(G major) Ladies (F sharp major) and gentlemen, (B flat major) boys and girls
We'll show (A major) you how we (C sharp major) pull the wool
And (G major) when we're done
expos (B flat major) ing our lies
None (A major) of you are gonna (D major) realize
(G major) Even though we're (F sharp minor) gonna
(B flat major) tell you straight
It'll (A major) be too hard for you to (C sharp major) contemplate
(D major) A (G major) trick so huge you (B flat major) won't believe
Impossible (A major) (A flat major) for you (D major) to conceive
(G major) That's why we tell it
Cause (B flat major) you'll reject it
A (A major) lie so (D major) deep you can (C sharp major) 't accept it
No (D major) you can't
There's (C major) (G major) no such thing as outer space
We made (B flat major) it all up, yeah, space is fake
It's (C major) the greatest lie that's ever been told
The (E flat major) biggest trick you've
(F major) ever been sold
We've (G major) been pushing this satanic lie
Space (B flat major) is a drug and everybody hide
It's (C major) only your imagination
that's been a space
Ladies (E flat major) and gentlemen, (F major) space (D major) is (F sharp major) fake
(D major) We (A major) can't believe (D major) you fell for it, (A flat major) man
If (F sharp minor) you tell a lie big enough,
(B flat major) frequently enough
(A major) It'll be believed (C sharp major)
(F major) See, there's a (G major) solid barrier
we (B flat major) can't get through
It's (D major) called the (A flat major) firmament
between (G major) me and you
Go (F sharp major) check (F sharp minor) Wernher von
(A major) Braun's head (B flat major) stone
He knew about (D major) that firmament dome
He (G major) left you all a little (D major) nod and a (B flat major) wink
For (A major) those of you still (D major) able to think
(G major) Psalm 19 .1, (D major) chapter and (B flat major) verse
The (A major) firmament showed his (C sharp major) heavy work
(F sharp minor) That's (G major) why when our rockets
leave (D major) the Earth
They form (A major) (A flat major) a parabol (G major) ic curve
We'll then switch (F sharp minor) over to (D major) an animation
(B flat major) Then it's (A major) over to (D major) your imagin (C sharp major) ation
But (D major) I'm (G major) here to tell you that in (B flat major) reality
Our rockets end (A flat major) up in a
graveyard in the (G major) sea
Our launch pads are our (B flat major) coastal regions
We (D major) put them there for a (C sharp major) very good reason (D major)
Oh, yes we do!
(G major) There's no such thing as outer space
We made (B flat major) it all up, yeah, space is fake
It's (C major) the greatest lie that's ever been told
The (E flat major) biggest trick you've
(F major) ever been sold
We've (G major) been pushing this satanic lie
Space (B flat major) is a drug and everybody hide
It's (C major) only your imagination
that's been a space
Ladies (E flat major) and gentlemen, (F major) space (D major) is (F sharp major) fake.
(A major) We'll (B flat major) know our (A flat major) disinformation
campaign is com (G major) plete
When (F sharp major) everything (G major) the Americ
(B flat major) an public believes (A major) is (C sharp major) false.
Yeah, (G major) rocket (F sharp minor) launches are
(A major) occult rituals.
They're there to (A flat major) bring us the (G major) individuals
To (F sharp major) make you think that space (D major) is real.
(B flat major) And your (D major) money and your
mind we can steal.
It's (F sharp major) so (G major) easy to (D major) pro
gram your (B flat major) mind
You guys (A major) watch (A flat major) TV like all the (G major) time
And (F sharp major) we control what you
(D major) see on your TV
(B flat major) Cause (D major) we're a branch of the military,
yeah
(F sharp minor) We teamed up with those (A major) Disney guys
(B flat major) They (A flat major) help us propagate (G major) our lies
We (F sharp minor) make cartoons about space (B flat major) fantasies
And (A major) put them on TV for
(D major) all the kids to see
We (F sharp minor) program (F sharp major) you when
(B flat major) you're really young
We (A flat major) make space travel so (G major) much fun
Then (F sharp major) all the (F sharp minor) kid s fall (B flat major) in to our trap
(D major) An d I'll grow (A major) up believ (C sharp major) ing I'm (D major) right
But (C sharp major) (D major) they're all programmed (G major) to
There's no such thing as outer space
We made (B flat major) it all up, yeah, space is fake
It's (C major) the greatest lie that's ever been told
The (E flat major) biggest trick you've
(F major) ever been sold
We've (G major) been pushing this satanic lie
Space (B flat major) is a drug and everybody hide
It's (C major) only your imagination
that's been a space
Ladies (E flat major) and gentlemen, (F major) space (D major) is (G major) fake
And now it's over (B flat major) to our friend
the Fake X (A flat major) for a short message.
You can (G major) tell it's real
be (F sharp minor) cause it looks so fake, hon (B flat major) estly.
Ha ha ha! (A major) Thanks, (C sharp major) Elon!
What a genius!
(D major) Now we (G major) go to Devon Island
with (B flat major) our robot cars
and we (A major) convince you we
got a (G major) rover on Mars. (A flat major)
But (G major) what about the incredible IS (B flat major) S?
Is (A major) all of that fake?
Ha ha! (D major) Hell yes! (G major) Haven't you
seen our hardest (B flat major) mistakes?
(A major) How many screw -ups is it
(G major) gonna take?
Haven't you noticed
the bubbles (B flat major) in space?
We film (D major) astronaut (A major) ic pools,
(D major) for God's (F sharp minor) sake!
When are (G major) y 'all gonna (B flat major) take the red pill?
(D major) And real (A major) ize that none of this is (G major) real?
Hah!
Space travel is (B flat major) the biggest lie
And de (D major) ceiving you
makes us feel so satisfied
Our (G major) only mission is to (B flat major) brainwash you
Hah!
You make it (A major) so easy for (G major) us to do
Because nobody questions
the au (B flat major) thenticity
Of (A major) making you be (D major) lieve space is so easy
Yeah, we (G major) love to convince (F sharp minor) you
In (B flat major) infinite space
We (D major) love to put you (A major) in
an insigni (G major) ficant place
Hid (F sharp major) ing the cre (G major) ator is (B flat major) what we do
Feed (A major) ing the divinity right (D major) out of (F major) you
We (D major) don't want you to (F sharp major) realize
how (B flat major) special you are
We want you to think
(A major) you came from (D major) a cosmic (A flat major) fart
We're (G major) secretly (F sharp major) diverting
(B flat major) you to our religion
Satan (A major) ism, Scientis (D major) m, HBSR
Won't you join us?
There's (G major) no such thing as outer space
We made (B flat major) it all up, yeah, space is space
It's the (C major) greatest lie that's ever been told
The (E flat major) biggest trick you've
(F major) ever been sold
We've (G major) been pushing this satanic lie
Space (B flat major) is a drug and everybody hide
It's (C major) only your imagination
that's been a space
Ladies (E flat major) and gentlemen, (F major) one more time
There's (G major) no such thing as outer space
We made (B flat major) it all up, yeah, space is fake
It's (C major) the greatest lie that's ever been told
The (E flat major) biggest trick you've
(F major) ever been sold
We've (G major) been pushing this satanic clock
Space (B flat major) is a drug and everybody hide
It's (C major) only your imagination
that's better space
Ladies (E flat major) and gentlemen,
(F major) that's the end of the show (G major)
Thank you so much for com (B flat major) ing
What a lovely audience (C major)
Make sure you research
some of the things (E flat major) you've seen tonight
(F major) But I know (G major) you won't
You'll just go home,
watch (B flat major) the news and believe it all (C major) (E flat major)
(F major) You (G major) idiots!
(B flat major) Research bubbles in space! (C major)
Research NASA lives! (E flat major)
Research fak (F major) ing space! (G major)
For God's sake! (B flat major)
Good night (C major) everybody!
You idiot (E flat major) s! Thank (F major) you!
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Space Is Fake
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