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Puppet Show chords by Conspiracy Music Guru

  • G

  • F#

    2
  • D

  • C

  • B

    2
  • Ab

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  • C#

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Intro 1
(G major) (F sharp major) (G major) (D major) (G major)
(C major) (G major)
(D major) (G major)
Well, (F sharp major)
Verse 1
(F sharp major)
let me tell you something
about (D major) the (F sharp major) space station
It's only really there in your imagination
That (D major) thing ain't (C major) real,
it's science fiction
It's (F sharp major) there to feed your space (G major) addiction
Those (D major) astronauts are not in space
It's written (F sharp major) all over (D major) their stupid face
See, I (F sharp major) can spot a lie (D major) from a (G major) hundred miles
And (F sharp major) I can spot a (G major) fraud
from the way they smile
(C major) Didn't you learn nothing
from the fake moon mission
That (F sharp major) puppet show from President (G major) Nixon
Well, (D major) listen up,
they're doing it again it seems
Check out the harnesses and green screens
I (G major) used to work a (F sharp major) lot in (D major) film (F sharp major) and TV,
(G major) I know a bit about (F sharp major) the television trick (G major) ery
(F sharp major) To (D major) cre (B major) ate the (C major) illusion
that you're somewhere that you're not
(F sharp major) A green screen is what
you're (G major) gonna use a lot
Or (D major) if you wear a harness
and attach it to the ceiling
The illusion that you're floating
is what they'll be believing
All (G major) y 'all watching (D major) (G major) is a puppet show,
(F sharp major) yeah, the whole world's
(G major) a stage (D major) (C major)
Astronauts, they're actors, of course,
(G major) and yeah, they all get paid.
Look (D major) at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
No, you're (G major) not,
(D major) you're lying (G major) to the (D major) human race. (F sharp major) (G major) (C major) (D major)
So (G major) let me tell you something
about a zero -g plane. (F sharp major)
This thing flies up and then down again. (D major)
(C major) Some (D major) weird stuff (C major) happens if (F sharp major)
you're (C major) on the inside.
You (F sharp major) start to float as the
plane takes a (G major) dive
(D major) Simply add an actor
that's trained to deceive
And you got yourself an astronaut, (D major)
or so you believe
Plane (G major) flies (F sharp major) up and (D major) that's
(F sharp major) everyone's cue
Then action,
we got (G major) some de (F sharp major) ceiving (G major) to do
Plane (D major) (B major) flies (C major) down and
then everyone knows
(F sharp major) To start the ISS live show
Floating (D major) in a plane with zero G
But you only see astronauts on (D major) your TV
All (F sharp major) y (G major) 'all watchin' (D major)
(G major) is a puppet show,
(F sharp major) yeah, the whole world's
(G major) a stage (C major)
Astronauts, they're actors, of course,
and yeah, (G major) they all get paid
Look (D major) at me, ma, I'm floatin' in space
No, you're not,
you're lyin' to the human race (F sharp major) (G major) (C major) (D major)
(A flat major) Well, an (D major) other thing I noticed
when I (G major) looked at these fools (F sharp major)
They're film (G major) ing spacewalks
in buoyancy pools
NASA's (C major) gonna tell you that
it's just for training
(F sharp major) To practice for space station maintaining
Well, (D major) I've thought about that,
but if that's the case
Then why the hell can I see
bubbles in space?
Take (F sharp major) a hard look at (D major) the
nex (F sharp major) t spacewalk
And tell me (G major) if you (D major) can (G major) see bubbles at all
Open (C major) your eyes, man,
I'll bet you a quarter (F sharp major)
Those spacewalks are filmed underwater
I (D major) can see space bubbles everywhere
(C sharp major) Hey (D major) NASA, (F sharp major) (D major) how the
hell (C sharp major) did those (D major) get (F sharp major) there?
All (G major) y 'all watching (D major) (G major) is a puppet show
Yeah, (F sharp major) the whole world's
(G major) a stage (D major) (C major)
Astronauts, they're actors of course
And yeah, (G major) they all get paid
Look (D major) at me, ma, I'm floating in space
No you're not, you're lying (G major) to the
(D major) human race (F sharp major) (G major) (F sharp major) (G major) (C major) (D major)
So (G major) when you (D major) see an astronaut
(G major) aboard the (F sharp major) ISS,
take another look at your TV set.
(C major) They're pretty good at faking,
so you gotta look close. (F sharp major)
Pay some attention to the
way the (G major) actor (F sharp major) float (D major) s.
If you ask me, that ain't zero gravity,
but Hollywood effects that
I see (D major) on my TV. (F sharp major)
Take a good look at the
whole damn thing.
These lying rascals
are just puppets on a string.
It's all a (C major) big (F sharp major) science fiction (C major) puppet show.
(F sharp major) The game's up, Nass -hoes,
cause we all know
Thank (C sharp major) s for (D major) the show,
NASA, it's been a blast
Now take your fake station
an (D major) d shove it up your
All (G major) y 'all watchin' is a puppet show
Yeah, the (F sharp major) whole world's
(G major) a stage (D major) (C major)
Astronauts, they're actors, of course
(G major) And yeah, they all get paid
(D major) Look at me, my heart floatin' in space
No, you're not, you're lyin'
to the whole (D major) human race
(G major) All (D major) y 'all watchin'
(G major) is a puppet show,
(F sharp major) yeah, the whole world's
a stage (C major)
Astronauts, they're just actors,
of course,
and yeah, y 'all get paid
Look at me, ma, I'm floatin' in space
No, you're not, you're lying
to the whole human race, man
All y 'all watchin' is a puppet show,
yeah, the whole world's a stage
Astronauts, they're actors,
of course,
and yeah, y 'all get paid.
(F sharp major) Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
No, you're not, you're lying
to the whole human race.
All y 'all watching is a puppet show,
yeah, the whole world's a stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors,
of course,
and yeah, y 'all get paid.
Look at me, Ma,
I'm floating in the waves
No, you're not, you're lying to yourself
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