No Photographs Of Earth chords by Conspiracy Music Guru
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(G major) (C sharp major) (D major) (B minor) (D major) (G major) (A major)
Verse 1
(A major) A friend of
mine once (D major) told me to (G major) do a search online,
search (D major) for photos of (A major) earth
he said (C sharp major) cause (A major) this will blow your mind.
So I opened up the Google
and I looked (G major) for photos of Earth.
(D major) A lot of photos came up, (A major) he said.
Click on the (C sharp major) first.
He said, (A major) that's (D major) the famous blue marble
(C sharp major) that everybody's (G major) seen.
We've (D major) seen this photo a (A major) thousand times
upon our TV screen.
But let (D major) me tell you something
about (G major) that famous shot.
(A major) It's not a photo at all, man.
It was made in Photoshop.
(D major) There (G major) ain't no photographs of (D major) us,
somebody tell me why
They're (G major) all just photoshopped cartoons,
they're (D major) all just CGI
No (G major) photographic proof,
(A major) I was blown, (D major) no, (A major) not at (B minor) all
Why (E major) the hell can't (G major) no one
take a (A major) photo of this post?
Well man, he was (D major) right,
cause that (G major) did blow my mind
Cause (D major) I thought the blue marble
was a (A major) photo all this time
Well, don't you think that's (C sharp major) strange?
He said (G major) suspiciously.
(A major) Well, the fact it ain't a photo
seems pretty weird to me.
I mean, (D major) the most important photo
that (G major) man could ever take?
This (D major) huge, iconic image
turns (C sharp major) (A major) out to be a fake?
Man, I couldn't (D major) quite believe it, man.
I (G major) was pretty shocked.
I (D major) needed further proof
that this (A major) photo's photoshopped.
He said, look (D major) up Robert Simmon,
he made (G major) that cartoon ball.
(A major) He's the guy you should research,
he works for NASA and all.
He openly (D major) admits that it's
(G major) all just artistry.
He said, (D major) and I quote,
it's photoshopped, (A major) but it has to be.
(D major) There (G major) ain't no photographs of (D major) us,
somebody tell me why.
They're (G major) all just photoshopped cartoons,
they're (D major) all just CGI.
I got no (G major) photographic proof
I (A major) was blown, (D major) no, none at (B minor) all
Why (E major) the hell can't (G major) no one
take a (A major) photo of this ball?
Yep, (D major) every photo of the earth
is artist (G major) trickery
All (D major) the (A major) photos on (D major) Google, (C sharp major) man,
are as (A major) fake as fake can be
Down (D major) load all the photos
and (G major) put them side by side
(A major) Compare all the continents,
they're each a different size
Compare all (D major) the colors,
each (G major) globe a different shade.
If (D major) all of these were photos,
(C sharp major) man,
they should (A major) surely look the same.
Where's the continuity?
(D major) There's (G major) none. No, none at all.
(A major) All that NASA gives us
is a bunch of cartoon (D major) balls.
There (G major) ain't no photographs
about (D major) somebody,
tell me why.
They're (G major) all just photoshopped cartoons,
they're (D major) all just CGI.
No pho (G major) tographic proof of (A major) a clone,
(D major) no none at (B minor) all
Why (E major) the hell can't (G major) no one take a (A major) photo
of this phone?
Now we're supposed
(D major) to have this telescope,
right, that's (G major) flying past the stars
Tak (D major) ing beautiful photos
(A major) of Jupiter and Mars
Well, I've got a small (D major) suggestion,
NASA,
here's (G major) something you should do
Point (A major) that thing at planet Earth
and take a shot or two
(C sharp major) because there surely should be thou
(A major) sands (D major) of (G major) photos of where we live.
But (D major) Hubble ain't taken one.
That's (A major) suspicious, don't you think?
We got all these fancy pictures
of (D major) (G major) spinning galaxies,
but (A major) not one single photo of
the Earth for us to (C sharp major) see.
There (G major) ain't no photographs of Earth,
some (D major) body tell me why.
They're (G major) all just photoshopped cartoons,
they're (D major) all just CGI.
No (G major) photographic proof,
(A major) I was blown, (D major) no, not at (B minor) all
Why the hell can't (G major) no one take a (A major) photo,
I'll just fall
There (G major) ain't no photographs of us,
some (D major) body tell me why
They're (G major) all just photoshopped cartoons,
they're (D major) all just CGI
No (G major) photographic proof,
I was blown, (D major) no, not at (B minor) all
Why (E major) the hell can't (G major) no one take a (A major) photo,
I'll just (G major) fall (D major) (G major) (D major)
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