Flat Earth Man chords by Conspiracy Music Guru
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Intro 1
(A minor) (D minor) (E major) (A minor)
(D minor) (E major)
Verse 1
Well, (A minor)
I met a man the other day
Who (D minor) thought the earth was flat
I (E major) said, man, you must be crazy
Where (A minor) the hell is your tinfoil hat?
But he spoke with such conviction,
(D minor) an d he believed the words
he spoke.
(D major) And something (B major) deep inside me
knew (E major) this couldn't be a joke.
(A minor) But why would he believe this?
(D minor) And why believe such things?
(E major) Cause everybody knows
the Earth's (A minor) a ball
and that it spins.
Well, you must be pretty crazy
if (D minor) you think the Earth is flat.
(D major) Cause we (B major) all know that (E major) it's a globe,
and that's a simple fact.
(G major) So I (A minor) said,
what about the photographs
(D minor) that NASA takes from space?
(E major) He gave a gnawing smile
and told (A minor) me, man, those things are fake. (E major)
(A minor) But what about the videos
that I've seen (D minor) with my two eyes?
(D major) What (B minor) about (D minor) them?
He replied, (E major) have you heard of CGI?
(A minor) Oh, NASA's faking everything
that (D minor) you have ever seen.
(E major) And as for flying to the moon,
(A minor) well, they ain't never been.
Indeed, my friend, there are lion skulls
(D minor) there for you to see
(E major) Just take some time, look into it,
and the truth will set you free
Well, (A minor) I was kinda skeptical,
but I have (D minor) an open mind
An (E major) d what he said was interesting,
and I've (A minor) got a little time
So I grabbed myself a coffee,
and (E major) I started (D minor) watching vids
Cause (D major) if NAS (B major) A's really lyin',
then (E major) they're lyin' to my kids
An (A minor) d as I watched I got angry as
(D minor) I learned of the deceit
The (E major) global earth deception
was right (A minor) there at my feet.
(E major) Well, (A minor) holy smoke.
This could be true
What (D minor) if we're not on a globe?
(D major) The more (B major) I learned the more
(E major) I yearned
the more I started to probe
(G major) I (A minor) upturned every rock
of information (D minor) I could find
I (E major) started to unlock the truth
the war (A minor) upon my mind.
(E major) I (A minor) had a thousand questions
I (D minor) just couldn't understand
I (D major) had (B major) to meet (D minor) that man again
(E major) That flat -earth man
(A minor) Oh, that's just faking everything
That (D minor) you have ever seen
An (E major) d as for flying to the moon
(A minor) Well, they ain't never been
Indeed, my friend,
their light's come
It's there (D minor) for you to see
Just take (E major) some time, look into it
And the truth will set you free
Well, I (A minor) caught him up that evening
An (D minor) d he agreed to meet
(E major) He was very welcoming,
and he showed (A minor) me to my seat
He said, I see you've done
some research,
(D minor) my open -minded friend
I (D major) know (B major) you have some questions,
which we'll get (E major) to in the end
First take (A minor) a look at what's on these wall (D minor) s,
paintings of the globe
I (E major) painted every single one (A minor) of these,
don't you know?
You see, back in the day,
before computers, (D minor) I was in demand
An (D major) artist (B major) painting everything
I (E major) saw upon the land.
(A minor) Landscapes were my favorite,
(D minor) I was awfully good at those.
(E major) Many people told me
that they looked (A minor) just like photos.
And then one day I got a call
(D minor) from a real important dude.
(B minor) He asked me if (D minor) I'd like a job
(E major) and said the money's good.
(A minor) Well, what's the job,
I asked him,
then I'll wait for his (D minor) reply.
You'll (E major) be painting globes for NASA
Then he promptly (A minor) said goodbye
Well, I was sworn to secrecy
I (D minor) could not tell a soul
That (D major) I'd (B major) just got myself a job
(E major) With NASA painting globes
My (A minor) work was published globally
In (D minor) every magazine
To (E major) fool the people of where we live
A truly (A minor) evil scheme
(G major) See, (A minor) we don't live on a globe
He said, (D minor) the Earth is truly flat
I've (D major) (B major) been on (D minor) the inside
And (E major) I know that that's the fact
(A minor) Oh, that's just faking everything
that you (D minor) have ever seen
(E major) And as for flying to the moon,
(A minor) well, they ain't never been
Indeed, my friend, their life's goal
(D minor) is there for you to see
Just (E major) take some time, look into it,
and the truth will set you free
Well, (B flat minor) we talked until the
sun came (E flat minor) up,
and my mind was truly blown
This (F major) man had challenged
everything that I thought
(B flat major) I thought I'd known
And finally (B flat minor) it was clear to me
(E flat minor) to why these rascals lie
And fi (C major) nally it was clear to me
(F major) about the reasons why
It's (B flat minor) all about control, (B flat major) you know,
(E flat minor) to get inside your head
It's (F major) all about the money, too,
they got an (B flat minor) awful lot of bread
Fifty million dollars, (B flat major) man,
(E flat minor) what could you do with that?
That's (D minor) what NAS (E flat minor) A gets a day
(F major) to hide the Earth (C major) is flat
(G sharp major) You see, (B flat minor) if they can get
you to believe
(E flat minor) that you're on a spinning ball
Well, (F major) things like God and creation
just make (B flat minor) no sense (B flat major) at all
It all exploded from
nothing ripe
(E flat minor) with their theory of Big Bang
It's true (C major) satanic mind control
(F major) from the Freemasonic gang
(B flat minor) You see, (B flat major) it's only (B flat minor) Freemasons
(E flat minor) that get to go to space
They're (F major) the evil rascals
who are lying (B flat minor) to your face
Yeah, NASA's pretty evil,
man.
(E flat minor) The whole thing is such a fraud.
The only (D minor) reason (E flat minor) they exist
(C major) is to hide (F major) a loving God. (G sharp major)
(B flat minor) Oh, NASA's faking everything
(E flat minor) that you have ever seen.
(F major) NASA's flying to the moon
where they've (B flat minor) never been.
Indeed, my friend,
their life's come,
it's there (E flat minor) for you to see.
Just take (F major) some time, look into it,
and the truth will set you free.
(B flat minor) Yeah, now this is pretty evil, (E flat minor) man.
They're a lion's scoff (F major) bag.
(B flat minor) Take some time, man.
Look into it. (E flat minor) I did. (F major)
Now my mind is truly blown. (B flat minor)
Flat Earth Man
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