Ringtone chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic

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Verse 1
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Once, not very long ago, I was respected
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I was popular
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But now I hang my
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head in shame
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My life is filled with such regret
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Em 
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A bad mistake I   can't forget
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And now I'll never be the same
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Ringtone, why did I
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buy this stupid ringtone
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Em 
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I just can't imagine now
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what I  was thinking at all
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What was I thinking?
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My friends all stare at me
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whenever I   get a call
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When everybody,
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everybody, everybody,
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everybody in the world
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really hates my ringtone.
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When my phone goes off at work,
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I look like the biggest jerk,
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total strangers wanna slap
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me around.
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When it's ringing on the terrace,
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my neighbors get embarrassed,
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they're begging me to move out of town.
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Well it made my wife so sick
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she smashed my iPhone with a brick
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But I had it fixed and now it's just fine
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It's a  pain, I sure don't need it
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and I probably should delete it
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But for me that would be
crossing the line
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Cause I hate to waste a buck
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Cm 
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ninety -n ine
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Hey, I paid good money for this ringtone
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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
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I just can't imagine now
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what I  was thinking at all
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Really no one's out thinking
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My friends all stare at me
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Whenever I   get a call
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Well everybody
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Everybody
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Everybody
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Everybody
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Everybody in the world
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really hates my ringtone
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Em 
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Chinese factory workers
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They hate my ringtone
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Muslim women and burkas
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They hate my ringtone
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Starving kids in Angola
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They hate my ringtone
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Even folks with a bowl of
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JUST HATE MY RINGTONE
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All the nuns and nannies
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All the wealth and money
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All the cock and staties
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All the way and there
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Every swan on the land
Every wall on the sea
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D 
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Every single person
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Every word you never must read
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And everybody
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Everybody
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Everybody
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Everybody
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Everybody in the whole wide world
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Really hates my RINGTONE
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