Red Christmas

Red Christmas easy guitar chords by Insane Clown Posse

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  • C

  • Em

  • D

  • B

    2
  • G

  • F#

    2
  • A

  • C#

    4
  • Ab

    4
  • Eb

    6
  • Db

    4
  • Cb

    2
  • C

  • Em

  • D

  • B

    2
  • G

  • F#

    2
  • A

  • C#

    4
  • Ab

    4
  • Eb

    6
  • Db

    4
  • Cb

    2
  • Verse 1
    Jiggle 
    my 
    mutha 
    fuckin' 
    balls 
    bitch. 

    Insane 
    Clown 
    Posse 
    back 

    in this 
    mutha 
    fucka 

    Hey 
    yo Violent 
    J, 
    what's 
    up? 

    Verse 2
    It's 
    Christmas, 
    time 
    for a 
    slaughter 

    Maybe 
    your 
    wife, 
    maybe 
    your 
    daughter 

    It's 
    midnight, 
    land 
    my sleigh 

    Make 
    way 
    for 
    jolly 
    St. 

    Climb 
    down the 
    chimny, for the 

    murder 

    Dressed 
    as the 
    fat 
    man 

    everyones 
    heard 
    of 

    Shimy 
    down, shimy down, 

    what 
    the fuck? 

    Somebody 
    help 
    me, 
    I'm 
    stuck 

    Now 
    what to 
    do? 
    feel 
    whack 

    got stuck 
    in a 
    chimny stack 

    But I 
    hack, 
    and 
    shimmer 
    on 
    down 

    Santa 
    Claus 
    Clown 

    Can't 
    fuck 
    around, 
    now 

    Livin
    groom, 
    shhh, 
    I creep 

    Tippy 
    toes 
    'cause 
    they 
    asleep 

    pulled 
    out 
    the 
    axe 
    and slid 

    down 
    the hall 

    I got a 
    gift 
    for 
    all 
    of ya'll 

    what's 
    that? 
    I better 
    hide 
    quick 

    Oh fuck, 
    it's the 
    real St. 
    Nick 

    And he 
    musta 
    been 
    taken 
    a shit 

    But regardless, 
    better 
    move 
    quick, 
    now 

    So I 
    jumped 
    him, Santa's 

    no 
    joke 

    Fucked around 
    got my 

    damn 
    neck 
    broke 

    He strap, 
    he 
    shot, 

    he 
    didn't 
    miss 

    (Gunshots and 
    ho 
    ho ho) 

    Verse 3
    I had 
    a red 
    christmas 

    "I'm 
    dreaming 
    of 
    dead 
    Christmas, 

    The 
    kind 
    you'll 
    never 
    have 
    again 

    'cause 
    if 
    you 
    have 
    dead 

    Christ
    mas, 

    That 
    means 
    your 
    dead 
    and 

    that's 
    the 
    end" 

    Verse 4
    Merry, 
    merry 
    Christmas 
    you 

    fuckin 
    chump, 

    Seasons 
    greetings 
    loser, 

    yo 
    2 Dope 
    kick 
    it! 

    Jack 
    Frost 
    nibbles, 
    he 
    but 
    fuck 
    that 

    I ain't 
    got 
    a home 
    so 
    he nibbles 

    on my 
    nutsack 

    And my 
    buttcrack, toes, 
    and elbows 

    My 
    nutz is froze, 
    fuck 
    you hoes 

    So 
    I made 
    a friend like 
    me, 
    snow 
    man 

    He was 
    down 
    with the 
    clown 
    like 
    a blow 
    man 

    Had a 
    hat 
    and 
    eyes 
    outta 
    charcoal 

    And a 
    pipe, 
    we 
    fill 
    it with 
    indow 

    Me 
    and him 
    sang 
    songs 
    in the 

    snowflakes 

    He ate snowballs, 
    I ate 
    cornflakes 

    And we 
    both 
    would 
    freeze 
    are 
    ballz off 

    I was 
    there 
    every 
    time 
    his head 
    fallz off 

    I put it 
    back 
    on 
    for 
    him with a 
    smile 

    He 
    was 
    my boy, 

    made 
    from 
    a snow 
    pile 

    Then the 
    storm 
    came, 
    a blizzard 

    Snow, 
    wind, 
    ice, 
    a blizzard 

    We 
    pulled 
    through 
    we 
    hid 
    in 
    an alley 

    The 
    next 
    day 
    it was 
    like 
    sunny 
    valley 

    He was 
    meltin 
    I was 
    just 
    fine 

    Verse 5
    He 
    got 
    pissed 
    and 
    pulled 
    out 
    a nine 

    "If 
    I'm 
    gonna die 
    you should 

    come 
    with 
    me 

    'cause 
    we 
    boyz" (gunshot) It 

    hit 
    me 

    Damn 
    I'm dying, 

    I'm 
    dead 
    he got 
    his wish 

    And all 
    I got 
    was 
    another 
    red 
    christmas 

    Verse 6

    "Sighlent night, 
    violent 
    fight 

    Now I'm 
    dead, 

    one 
    to the 
    head 

    Christmas 
    this 
    year 
    seemed 

    so 
    whack" 

    Verse 7

    Happy 
    New 
    Year 
    bitch 
    boy 

    Hey, 
    I got 
    a New 
    Years 
    resolution 

    For your 
    chicken 
    ass 
    mutha 

    Verse 8
    To kiss 
    my 
    mutha 
    fuckin' 
    ass, 
    Woo! 

    Jingle 
    Bellz, 
    Jingle Bellz 

    Jingle 
    all 
    the 
    way 

    Ask 
    your fuck
    in' 
    mom 
    bitch, 

    The 
    ICP don't 
    play, 
    hey 

    Wicked 
    Clown, 
    Wicked 
    Clown 

    Bitches 
    drop 
    your 
    drawers 

    Don't 
    talk 
    back 
    just 
    suck 
    my 
    sack 

    And 
    fiddle 
    with 
    my 
    ballz 

    Yeah, 
    Verse 9
    ICP, Southwest 
    for life, 

    Christmas 
    time 
    you 
    know what 
    I'm 

    say

    in, 

    Mr. Chris 
    Cringle, 
    you 
    fat bitch, 

    Mutha 
    fuck
    a never 
    gave 
    me shit, 

    I'm 
    slap 
    your 
    across 
    your 

    Red 
    ass 
    face 
    mutha 
    fucka, uh 

    Southwest 
    down 

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