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Ready Set, Not Yet easy guitar chords by 
Rob McclureKerry ButlerBeetlejuice
Intro 1
Eb
Bbm
Cm
Bb
Verse 1
Eb
Look at this crib
Bbm
In all of its glorious antiquary
Ab
Every curve and surface speaks to me
Db
Saying pamper and spoil me
Bb
Sand me and oil me
Eb
Come on
Cm
I know to the untrained eye it's boring
Ab
But nothing's a chore when you're restoring
Db
Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain
Bridge 1
It's fun
Cm
Folks say, "Adam
Gm
Why do you polish your crib
when you don't have a kid?
And even if you did have a kid
Fm
This crib is too precious
for placing a baby inside it
Gm
So it simply exists to remind you
Ab
Your sense of perfection is just a reflection
Bb
That you are not mentally prepared
Cm
to make room for a kid
Eb
Adam, why don't you live?
Cm
Adam, just make a start"
F
Are you willing to take the next step?
Ready, set
A
Ready, set
Verse 2
D
Look at these jugs
Am
Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery
G
I took some clay and made you pottery
C
The world will never wreck you
Bridge 2
I'll protect you in a mother's embrace
Bm
Folks say, "Barbara
F#m
Why can't you see that ceramics is simply
a manifestation of motherly panic
Em
By making a baby that's breakable
Aren't you creating a way
F#m
of translating the terror
G
of making maternal mistakes into clay
A
Hiding away so you don't have to face
Bm
being a bad mom
D
Barbara, that's what you've done
Bm
Barbara, just make a start"
E
Are you willing to take the next step?
Chorus 1
Ready, set
A
Here we stand
F#m
At the end of a ten- year plan
D
A house, a yard
A minivan
A
A baby should be next
Together let's leap off the cliff
B
Fall forever, then smash to bits
D
Trapped in a terrifying viper pit
Of diapers and regret
Bm
Are we willing to take the next step?
E
Ready, set
Ready, set
Interlude 1
Not yet
F#
Not yet
D#m
Why rush?
Why rush?
B
Soon enough, our hopes
G#m
and our dreams will be crushed
C#
G
But not yet
Not yet
Em
Not now
C
Bm
Not now
D
Ebm
D
Oh? No!
Verse 3
D
C
See? We can't start a family in a house
with creaky floorboards
F
You are absolutely right
D
Let's add it to the list
Am
With the cracks in the plaster
G
The Wi-Fi should be faster
Em
This sofa needs a castor
D
The bathroom's a disaster
C
What about global poverty?
What about world peace?
G
Then there's the whole darn economy
The whole Middle East
Gm
We should learn Mandarin
Yeah! Or Spanish at least
Ab
No habla español
Eb
C
Dos cervezas, por favor
Pre-chorus 1
F
And that's all we got
And that's not a lot
Eb
Do we want a bilingual household or not?
Chorus 2
Cm
Dm
Eb
So let's go slow
F
Gm
F
No breaking a sweat
Cm
Dm
Eb
What's the point of having children
F
Gm
F
If we're drowning in debt?
Cm
Dm
Yeah, we're totally
Eb
Completely
F
Gb
Maybe eighty percent
Ab
I'd say seventy-eight
Outro 1
Ready to take the next
Bb
Ab
(step) (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Fm
Bb
Ab
The next step (zooby dooby...)
Fm
Bb
Ab
The next step (zweeby, beeby...)
Fm
Db
The next step
Ab
We're ready, set, let's—
Gb
See I wasn't kidding
F
Bb
It's a show about death!
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